sparkomatic

very nice

sweet! literally right up my alley

- every see "Piece of Cake"?

- search button doesnt work? odd...wait a minute...

wait...I do not know what WOI will be, but seems to reason that you may get your chance for Yom Kippur there...

I was thinking about that pony today, being Christmas and all...would still settle for Alyssa Milano though, connections? Well, at least I have Duke Nukem Forever...maybe

that would be the sim...as in flight trainer, not TK product

what other tweaks did you make?

when those Tu-95 gets in-game, even better

Hmmm....

- thats a bit ambiguous...it doesnt work...

a Vicar? wow, now that does surprise me...did you know USAFMTL hangs out around here? j/k

Oops...

its still cool

how long have you been playing this game?

my laptop is Vista...it sucks...Bill needed to make up the like $40 billion he gave away I guess...XP still rules in my opinion

oh realism...I frakkin love it when dudes whine about realism...how about you plan for literally hours, get briefed, fill out more paperwork than tax forms for like twenty years...more briefings...the frakkin weather guy did not show up again, so you have to find him...then maintenance tells you that 1607 has a leak that they cant find (how can you not find a leak...by definition it...never mind) then you finally taxi out (keep in mind you have not even begun to fly yet) and then #2 calls in with an FCR fail and Ops says they can not turn another tail before you loose your range time and weather is moving in anyway...rules say you cant leave him but he cant shoot. so you just lost 25% of your combat power before take off...but you are an A-type (actually you do not want to have to stand in the DO's office and explain why you turned around without even launching) and go anyway with him and his broke jet...but tower cant clear you because some jackass in a Cessna has wandered near the field and is not answering his damn radio...so you wait...finally, green light and you tap the IFF squawk because when you pass 5K it will already be too late and you need to keep looking for that damn Cessna anyway...two...three...damn...four had to abort with hot brakes...how did he even use the damn brakes? oh...he didnt...it was the leak that maintenance could not find...damn...so he switches to another tail and will be 7 minutes late...wait Ops said they could not turn another tail in time...oh they found one...where was it?...damn what does Center want now? What do you mean the other Squadron canceled? damn...the DO is already pissed...I feel it in the "Force"...there goes my OPR...well, I hear Finance is hiring anyway...wait...Moseley cut them to pay for the damn F-22...bet those guys dont get hot brakes...or FCR failures Four's off and gaining...now only four minutes late...look at that cloud...bigger than Kansas and not nearly as white...Hmmm...better tap that gauge again...nope...well...there it goes...wait...back again...two says the FCR cleared...then failed...whatever, maybe I should tell him that the other squadron CNX...naw, he will figure it out when they dont show up on radar...damn it! darkstar again...I HATE those guys...always get the guy that sounds like he is 12 and eating a sandwich...bet the Army doesnt put up with this...should be playing golf and drinking at the club like they always say we...what the hell is wrong now? Well at least there will be plenty of paperwork to do post RTB...

man...his job sucks...poor slob

- err...it is kind of in the name, eh? "Low-visibility" as in "difficult to see"... - there are rules in international conventions that say an airplane must be marked...just like soldiers must wear uniforms...

- no kidding! funny how Chuck Yeager once flew so low that it literally tore clothes from a line...and he is a hero...now if you fly within 10 miles of some damn poodle herder in the middle of frakkin Nevada you get a personal smack from the Wing King...think he would have better frakkin things to do

wait...who is on first?

I am very glad that you guys have been investing otherwise Moseley would have cut it completely...thanks!

that is what happens after Clinton reduced the fleet so much and then Bush sends the remnants to secure the far corners of the world, without building new plans think if Roosevelt had tried to fight the Japanese without spooling up production

- we could buy more mud hens...or even more Ramptors...I just do not know how we are going to pay for either

sweet