Badfrank 5 Posted October 13, 2008 Please don´t laugh. What´s the Correct way to eat a Burger? A friend of me use sometimes a fork and a knife for it. I think there is only one way to do it: use your hands Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FalconC45 162 Posted October 13, 2008 I use a fork sometimes depending the burger. Why? I can't use my both hands. Falcon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FastCargo 412 Posted October 13, 2008 Assuming it's not an open face burger, the only time to ever use a knife is if you're cutting it in half to make it easier to hold. Otherwise...even a big old messy chili burger should be eaten with your hands... FastCargo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viper6 3 Posted October 13, 2008 Assuming it's not an open face burger, the only time to ever use a knife is if you're cutting it in half to make it easier to hold. Otherwise...even a big old messy chili burger should be eaten with your hands... FastCargo AMEN!! (a fork and knife?) That does NOT fly here in the states! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ezlead 42 Posted October 13, 2008 With lettuce,tomato,onions,cheese and mayo. Hold it with both hands(where possible),with the grease and condiments running down your arms and dripping off of your elbows. Oh Yeah!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rovert97 1 Posted October 13, 2008 lots of cheese, bbq sauce, and onion rings on it! oh yeah and you gota use your hands, thats why there is a bun there in the first place. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted October 13, 2008 Ok people..... REAL burgers are as follows: (May be BBQ on the grill or cooked in pan on the stove) It is beef, cheese with onions, dill pickles mustard and ketchup. The only seasoning on a burger is salt (kosher of course) and pepper. (Mayo, lettuce and tomato are for bacon cheeseburgers ONLY) No BBQ sauce, no fruit, no chili, no peppers etc etc, you use 80 to 85% lean beef for the fat content. It must be eaten with the hands. ANYTHING else is a travesty and frankly quite uncivilized. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viper6 3 Posted October 13, 2008 WERD!! Fo' Sho' Bro! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FastCargo 412 Posted October 13, 2008 This thread is making me hungry...I guess I know what I'm having for dinner! FastCargo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Zurawski 33 Posted October 13, 2008 (edited) Utensils!? Hell, I don't use them things for half the food "normal" people eat with them.... IMHO, all "whole meat foods".. ie burgers, hot-dogs, steak, chicken... should be picked with your hands and gnawed at like frick'n wild animal. ... Anything else would be uncivilized Edited October 13, 2008 by Zurawski Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambler 1-1 9 Posted October 13, 2008 reminds me of a Seinfeld episode... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+NeverEnough 78 Posted October 13, 2008 Take a look at C5's snake thread, and you'll see the proper way to engulf a burger! Unhinge the jaws, and a full frontal assault. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted October 13, 2008 Wow, thats worse than people eating pizza with a fork and knife! Any other way using your hands to stuff as big of a bite into your mouth at once is just plain wrong Certainly not Manly, but that doesn't even describe it right because not even women eat burgers like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted October 13, 2008 you eat with your hands... why being civil while eating half a pound of meat?? :P Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longestpants 1 Posted October 13, 2008 1. Put burger in blender 3. Pour into shallow dish 4. Apply face 5. ???? 6. Profit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delta6Actual 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Also, never set it down once you pick it up, that's when they fall apart So never stop, and eat like a man dammit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreyCap 0 Posted October 14, 2008 I have nothing against gays or the homosexual lifestyle. If somebody wants to eat a burger with a knife and fork, it's up to them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted October 14, 2008 I have nothing against gays or the homosexual lifestyle. If somebody wants to eat a burger with a knife and fork, it's up to them. Greycap FTW! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverbolt 104 Posted October 14, 2008 Try to put it onn your mouth and close/open frequently untill it slide down to your stomach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
