+Dave 2,322 Posted June 16, 2011 http://www.msnbc.msn...-who-shot-wart/ Didn't expect to lose a finger? WTF did he think was going to happen? Too bad he didnt have gential warts and shot off his junk so he couldn't reproduce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serverandenforcer 33 Posted June 16, 2011 http://www.msnbc.msn...-who-shot-wart/ Didn't expect to lose a finger? WTF did he think was going to happen? Too bad he didnt have gential warts and shot off his junk so he couldn't reproduce. Damn! That's gangsta there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+hgbn 91 Posted June 16, 2011 must have been a big wart Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Stary 2,427 Posted June 16, 2011 I'll never forget story one girl told me years ago -her mother was a doctor, she had a male patient with a hamster in his rectum... he was stimulating himself this way somehow... hamster died, guy ended behind bars I think Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MigBuster 2,883 Posted June 16, 2011 What - thats standard practise in the British Hospitals these days since the funding got cut Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MigBuster 2,883 Posted June 16, 2011 I'll never forget story one girl told me years ago -her mother was a doctor, she had a male patient with a hamster in his rectum... he was stimulating himself this way somehow... hamster died, guy ended behind bars I think Behind bars he might get something worse than a Hamster shoved up there! Hamster down Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Stary 2,427 Posted June 16, 2011 they had to cut his ass open to remove the poor dead critter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexx_Luthor 57 Posted June 16, 2011 Well he did remove the wart. Didn't expect to lose a finger? WTF did he think was going to happen? Too bad he didnt have gential warts and shot off his junk so he couldn't reproduce. Some really dumb firearm accidents happen to men or women you'd never expect it to happen to, and so, those are the more embarrassing ones. This story does have more colour though. In UK -- "illegal firearm?" -- there may be a loss of gun cultural awareness to consider, and that could be said of USA to some extent as well, which is perhaps a goal of a bureaucratic bank.gov system -- birth a nation of dependents. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+CrazyhorseB34 937 Posted June 16, 2011 Some one in here smells like hamster bones and KY jelly! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayethWhaaaa 245 Posted June 17, 2011 Wow... I'm keeping this on file for my defence for anything dumb I do in the future. No matter what I do, it won't be as bad as this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icarus999 70 Posted June 17, 2011 with a 12 gauge shotgun no less.... talk about a precision instrument. A few years ago a guy in japan was hospitalized with a gigantic live EEL up his ass that has huge teeth and was biting and chewing his intestines. there were pictures documenting the surgical removal of the EEL, they clearly showed the pissed off fishes teeth clamped into idiots bowels. I almost posted the whole story in one of the many EEL threads that were going on back then but I thought it might get me banned from the forum.... let me see if i can find that story.... I know I saved it . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Muesli 2,158 Posted June 17, 2011 Reminds me of the story of a dude in a bath robe walking into an ER. Had a vacuum cleaner hose attached to his wiener, got stuck in it and saw no way to free himself. That's bad! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
