+Jug 99 Posted August 2, 2013 Two buddies go to the beach hunting for chicks. Alabama guy has no luck and Auburn guy gets his chime rung regularly. Alabama guy says, "I never have any luck, what can I do?". Auburn guy advises Alabama guy to buy a potato and put it in his swimming trunks. Next day, Alabama guy says, "Still not luck at all. As a matter of fact they run away from me, now!". Auburn guy looks his friend over and advises, "Put the potato down the front side....". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derk 265 Posted August 2, 2013 OK, so there is this flight from the Continent to the UK, and somewhere halfway the captain takes the microphone: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are now nearing the United Kingdom and because of the time difference between the Continent and the United Kingdom, I propose you all put your watch back 50 years..... " (sorry UK I love you all over there ) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+RAVEN 414 Posted August 23, 2013 Couldn't resist. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B52STRATO 215 Posted August 30, 2013 The modern networks backhand ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RogerSmith 72 Posted September 8, 2013 I found my promo video of a story I was planning on writing a year ago. Turned out cooler than I remembered. I'm currently writing the story right now, planning on making it a video game once I learn Unity Engine. Some screenshots of the video: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted September 10, 2013 (edited) The "YOU HAD ONE JOB SERIES" Edited September 10, 2013 by Atreides 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hrc 156 Posted September 11, 2013 This is such a heart warming story Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.Just before take-off, a Royal Marine sat down in the aisle seat.After take-off the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a Coke.''Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good. I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marine's other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours, 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?' 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) Haha F.I.S.H ! Edited October 3, 2013 by Atreides Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted October 3, 2013 (edited) Edited October 3, 2013 by Atreides Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted October 4, 2013 (edited) Edited October 4, 2013 by ironroad 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted October 5, 2013 (edited) Imagine Mick shouting this at you during carnal relations... Edited October 5, 2013 by ironroad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stipe 56 Posted October 10, 2013 Ahahahahahaha...no 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stipe 56 Posted October 10, 2013 (edited) Some pictures from my holiday : Croatian navy warships, Dubrovnik, Vukovar and Faust Vrančić (Fausto Veranzio) Dubrovnik: Vukovar: Faust Vrančić: Edited October 10, 2013 by Stipe 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted October 11, 2013 (edited) Redneck Randal says: Some of Bad Luck Brian's Best Edited October 12, 2013 by Atreides Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted October 13, 2013 (edited) Edited October 13, 2013 by Atreides Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted October 18, 2013 (edited) Edited October 18, 2013 by Atreides Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted October 19, 2013 Long climb to the top of the tower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
