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Happy Birthday old Chap and all that... So you will be a washout tomorrow then after the old hen stuff..

And here's me on a recent biking trip round Italy...

I know I said I would stay quiet but has there been any progress on the old Banana Bomber ???

Why thanks flying Recon over Vietnam is now much more fun... getting chased this way and that with flak is real fun too... Drat no recon in the campaigns oh well time to do some modding... must remember to save the originals first...

And dont forget the Port old Chap... one needs a good port with game... be vewy vewy quiet I be hunting Hinds...

Watch the birdy...

But the good news is that you would only need one to get wrecked...

I get that as well and I assumed that it is the aeroplane trying to dispense itself over a large area for you going to fast... so I try not to do it too often... as I have enough trouble keeping a pilot alive for more than 5 hours without him learning to fly without the aid of an aeroplane or having the new fangled backup device called a Parachute... Though some aeroplanes want to scatter their numerous nuts and bolts all over even when doing something as simple as start the engine...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8380412.stm Drink it dont drop it... And who said Penguins cant fly...

While wandering the net I found this...

Genius of the highest order...

Hell I hope they get off... most likely the guy punched himself and then reported it. Hell I got a rocket once from my boss when in Bosnia for disarming a guy of his AK-47 after he loosed of the magazine while in his other hand he had a bottle of the local moonshine and he was worse for wear... It would have been easier to shoot the guy... but no I took the rifle stripped it and scattered the parts around the area. He then reported to the UN guys and they told my boss to give me a rocket and not to do it again!!! The guy was drunk as a skunk and was wandering around with a loaded weapon. What the higher up behind the desk (Not my Boss) couldn't comprehend was it could have ended a lot differently ie I could have been shot or I could have shot him...

I am more interested in how an old BE can carry the Booze and the torpedo... That booze must be the lightweight stuff... Bit like this sketch :- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9cTXl5ApEk

To all you US colonials have a good day....

No Thats the bloke out of 300 doing the "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" Line

Yeah I had the same frustrating issues in Bosnia and Kosovo... the problem is if you are seen by the press to fire you get crucified and vilified and your the one in the wrong... They shoot at civilians and not the troops and theres jack you can do about it... Get rid of the CNN effect riding shotgun on everything that the military are doing and let them get on with it on the front line and life gets easier for the troops on the ground. Hell if it was me if they had any ranged weapons within reach pop a round in them... But that leads the way to them claiming compensation etc... I could rant about this for weeks months so I will stop now... ROE created by politico's to make it look like its not a war and that its just us helping out the people shooting at us

Whats a wife...??? and the poor cat has to look after itself lucky that it can use a tin opener... and is a good co pilot/gunner

Take the roasted hornets and de-sting them get a large pot of honey and start dipping and eating them hmmm... Well it works with Locust's...

Morris the 2 weeks response is a hidden joke in IT development everything is always 2 weeks away including the next version of Windows... Until one of the Devs comes on and gives the date... we are all as much in the dark as you mate... I have only had the game 3 weeks and I cant wait... and I am still finding new stuff every day...

Standard time 2 weeks... And yes I check at least 3 times a day...

and a drool... When When When ??? 2 Weeks ???

Shocking... Welcome the wonderful world of the Call Centre manned by idiots ran by the incompetent owned by the stupid... Hope you get it sorted or maybe you could buzz the call centre with your new Biplane...

Worlds favourite airline hmmm last time I flew with them my luggage went to Jamaica and I went to Washington and when I left Washington D.C. not the place in North East England... Me and my luggage passed each other mid-way across the Atlantic as my luggage was sent back to Heathrow and then sent onward... why they didn't send it from Jamaica I do not know...

The Mig Kill was simply a case of him or me... so he had to go... I will post another set of pics from my next sortie if you want me to and will try to get the internal shots this time... and do a full write up for you.