Guest 531_Ghost Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Well all good leaders should know their troops and this is a request: As you see, I'm the "Keeper of the Flatulants", okay all you Flatulators, who be you! Quote
Jarhead1 Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT oops, excuse me Quote
+Wrench Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 bbbrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!! Real cheek flapper!!! "I love to fart, It fills my a$$ with glee... and the more I fart, the more I'm a merrrier me" (with apologies to Marry Poppins) Wrench kevin stein Quote
Jarhead1 Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 In the usmc, we say gas gas gas for NBC attacks, well ruggbutt, its not GAS GAS GAS, its A&* A*& A*& *coughcough gag gag* Quote
triplethr3at Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Get your masks their throwing bioloigical s@#$ in the trenches Chemical warfare time Quote
+BUFF Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 beans, beans good for the heart. the more you eat the more you fart ... Quote
kukulino Posted June 15, 2007 Posted June 15, 2007 Well all good leaders should know their troops and this is a request: As you see, I'm the "Keeper of the Flatulants", okay all you Flatulators, who be you! Hmmm, this english is big league for me. I have open dictionary and there is not "Flatulants" or "Flatulators" translated But FART I have translated, hehee In slovak language it means PRDIEŤ Quote
firehawkordy Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 Take one large plug of Redman, add a 12 pack of Bud or San Miguel, allow to cure overnight. Make morning quarters, come to attention and.................................................. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guarenteed to clear a large formation in two whiffs flat. :bad: :bad: Quote
+Dave Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 beans, beans good for the heart. the more you eat the more you fart ... the more you fart, the better you feel, LET'S HAVE BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL..... Quote
Delta6Actual Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 For those who are familiar with them, I just had White Castles. Quote
+HrntFixr Posted June 16, 2007 Posted June 16, 2007 oh how i miss the gut bombs!!!!!! BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Quote
Guest 531_Ghost Posted June 18, 2007 Posted June 18, 2007 What? Are the rest of you women and don't fart? (I assure you, they do too Quote
firehawkordy Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 What? Are the rest of you women and don't fart? (I assure you, they do too From what I was told, "women don't fart, their ankles swell and their shoes fly off". :rofl: Quote
+Spectre_USA Posted June 21, 2007 Posted June 21, 2007 That and they talk so darned much, they rarely build up enough back pressure to get a good rip goin'... Quote
raven-1 Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 with 8 hot dogs and a 12 pack of busch light,you can still tell ive never been to prison,no loose booty here! Quote
CowboyTodd41 Posted June 22, 2007 Posted June 22, 2007 COWBOYTODD41 PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SAAAAAAAAHHR! Quote
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