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Well all good leaders should know their troops and this is a request:

 

As you see, I'm the "Keeper of the Flatulants", okay all you Flatulators, who be you!

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

 

oops, excuse me :oops::shok::ohmy::sorry:

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bbbrrrrrrRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP!!! Real cheek flapper!!!

 

"I love to fart,

It fills my a$$ with glee...

and the more I fart,

the more I'm a merrrier me"

 

(with apologies to Marry Poppins)

 

Wrench

kevin stein

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In the usmc, we say gas gas gas for NBC attacks, well ruggbutt, its not GAS GAS GAS, its A&* A*& A*&

 

*coughcough gag gag*

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PHHTTTTT I am here.....

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beans, beans good for the heart.

the more you eat the more you fart ...

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Well all good leaders should know their troops and this is a request:

 

As you see, I'm the "Keeper of the Flatulants", okay all you Flatulators, who be you!

Hmmm, this english is big league for me.

I have open dictionary and there is not "Flatulants" or "Flatulators" translated :blink:

But FART I have translated, hehee :haha:

In slovak language it means PRDIEŤ :secret:

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Take one large plug of Redman, add a 12 pack of Bud or San Miguel, allow to cure overnight.

 

Make morning quarters, come to attention and..................................................

 

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Guarenteed to clear a large formation in two whiffs flat.

:bad: :bad: :bad: :bad:

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beans, beans good for the heart.

the more you eat the more you fart ...

 

the more you fart, the better you feel, LET'S HAVE BEANS FOR EVERY MEAL.....

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oh how i miss the gut bombs!!!!!!

 

 

 

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

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Guest 531_Ghost

What? Are the rest of you women and don't fart? (I assure you, they do too :wink:

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My wife actually does more than I do. :wink:

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What? Are the rest of you women and don't fart? (I assure you, they do too :wink:

 

From what I was told, "women don't fart, their ankles swell and their shoes fly off". :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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That and they talk so darned much, they rarely build up enough back pressure to get a good rip goin'...

 

:biggrin:

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with 8 hot dogs and a 12 pack of busch light,you can still tell ive never been to prison,no loose booty here!

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COWBOYTODD41 PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SAAAAAAAAHHR!

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SBVD

 

PRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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