xrearl 27 Posted March 17, 2011 http://funny.jdonuts.com/2011/02/obamas-problem-solver.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted May 29, 2011 Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coot 1 Posted June 1, 2011 Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" LOL. Once insulted by an arrogant Italian tour guide, Chuck Norris round-house kicked him to the ground. The tower of Pisa now leans. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted June 6, 2011 Chuck Norris abducts aliens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+daddyairplanes 10,236 Posted June 14, 2011 Chuck Norris is so bad ass, he got '24' canceled. Chuck Norris was originally to play jack bauer. however when he killed all the terrorists, defused the bombs, had a beer and got his wife pregnant in only 12 and a half minutes, the producers looked for someone who could stretch it to the full 24 hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted June 14, 2011 Ben Stiller had to suscribe a life insurance worth $2,000,000 for his ultimate line in Dodgeball : "F**kin' Chuck Norris..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted June 24, 2011 this was actually a dictionary website until it said chuck norris spelled something wrong so he round house kicked it into this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coot 1 Posted July 4, 2011 Chuck Norris abducts aliens. And he probes them with a boot to their azzes. And somewhere in the cosmos a little alien is building a mashed potato statue of a cowboy boot chanting "this means something". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Heberth 159 Posted July 7, 2011 chuck norris almost died of a heart attack. But his other six hearts keep it alive until the doctors arrived. ps: not original, but my fav... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexx_Luthor 57 Posted July 7, 2011 The game Chuck Norris Forever took 28 years to reach releace, handily beating all other titles in delay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted September 1, 2011 Could Chuck Norris throw a punch so powerful that even Chuck Norris could not withstand it ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coot 1 Posted September 3, 2011 Could Chuck Norris throw a punch so powerful that even Chuck Norris could not withstand it ? Chuck Norris can withstand his own punch and its for the sake of others that he does this. The moment that he chooses not to withstand his own punch is when the appocalypse begins. p.s. Head shrink questions like these causes Chuck Norris to loose patience. Its a formula for disaster: impatience + Chuck Norris = appocalypse now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted October 10, 2011 Three auditing firms, four consulting firms, ten law firms, one year of work for the entire NASA Research Department, one industrial complex specially built in India and powered by a devoted nuclear power plant, one ton of adamantium alloys compressed up to 1300 bars, one special blessing by six heads of various churches... ... have been necessary to cast a quite realistic model of Chuck Norris as a Mr Potato Head. Twenty-four lawyers were reported missing during the first groundwork, trying to approach Mr Norris with their iconoclast project (RIP). The toys firm is expected to go bankrupt after having produced one single model. The giant container ship which carried the model mysteriously sank, due to an incorrect docking of the model in some people's view, due to Colonel Braddock's Curse according to some others. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted November 24, 2011 http://youtu.be/arKpdxjHamI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Muesli 2,161 Posted December 8, 2011 http://www.demotivation.us/search/visi/next-time-dont-refuse-1249236.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Muesli 2,161 Posted December 13, 2011 http://www.demotivation.us/newest/all/because-1260715.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bullethead 12 Posted December 27, 2011 Chuck Norris gave the LHC a roundhouse kick and discovered the Higgs Boson. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coot 1 Posted February 7, 2012 Cuck Norris approves this message. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FenrisWlf 6 Posted February 7, 2012 Chuck Norris........ Endorses Newt Gingrich! Really. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Major Lee 18 Posted February 24, 2012 Chuck is so bad, countries name bridges after him... http://main.aol.com/2012/02/23/chuck-norris-bridge-slovakia-austria_n_1299708.html?test=latestnews Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gespenst 0 Posted March 8, 2012 Fun fact: I have the Chuck Norris game for mobile phone (made by Gameloft), and his Roundhouse Kick animation takes up most of the game's package. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted March 9, 2012 What happens when you get PacMan with Chuck Norris... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
