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"I guess the escape tunnel is a NO then?"

or

"Wrong....a sleeping Policeman is a speedhump...dont take the word literally..."

Edited by russouk2004
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"Ahmindinajad successfully split-S'd out of a cranial rectal inversion, only to result in a uncontrolled departure into terrain."

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"The new bunker buster is performing well despite budget cuts, DOD officials report..."

 

"A John McCain supporter takes the call to "Drill here, drill now" a little too seriously..."

 

"Diver at 2008 special olympics shatters world record..."

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"Diver at 2008 special olympics shatters world record..."

 

...and skull.

 

"Charlie Foxtrot, Alpha Bravo, adjust fire 50 meters left. Fire for effect!"

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Whew! Another dud.

If you didn't drop it, don't touch it. UXO protocol

I don't think it was built in a prison or by a blind person so it must have been supplied by the lowest biidder. US Federal Supply System policy

:ph34r: CL

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"Ooh, but he couldn't stick the landing. That'll be a deduction."

 

China's latest effort to retake Taiwan: "Steve, get more volunteers."

Edited by gbnavy61
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Longestpants and silverbolt come out of the closet :biggrin:

 

Well, I never! Well, actually I did, but that's not fair. And you had no way of knowing. :dry:

 

 

 

:biggrin:

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