DWCAce 19 Posted August 25, 2008 "Meanwhile, North Korea announced that they successfully tested another long range missile...." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Sundowner 4,818 Posted August 25, 2008 "Dont use cheap parachutes" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syrinx 13 Posted August 25, 2008 Guy on the right.... "guess he didn't like my mullet" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deep 5 Posted August 25, 2008 The ultimate high-retard weapon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+russouk2004 6,958 Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) "I guess the escape tunnel is a NO then?" or "Wrong....a sleeping Policeman is a speedhump...dont take the word literally..." Edited August 26, 2008 by russouk2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serverandenforcer 33 Posted August 26, 2008 At least Hancock can land feet first. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super61 0 Posted August 26, 2008 "Ahmindinajad successfully split-S'd out of a cranial rectal inversion, only to result in a uncontrolled departure into terrain." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) "The new bunker buster is performing well despite budget cuts, DOD officials report..." "A John McCain supporter takes the call to "Drill here, drill now" a little too seriously..." "Diver at 2008 special olympics shatters world record..." Edited August 26, 2008 by eraser_tr Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gbnavy61 1 Posted August 26, 2008 "Diver at 2008 special olympics shatters world record..." ...and skull. "Charlie Foxtrot, Alpha Bravo, adjust fire 50 meters left. Fire for effect!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlielima 328 Posted August 26, 2008 Whew! Another dud. If you didn't drop it, don't touch it. UXO protocol I don't think it was built in a prison or by a blind person so it must have been supplied by the lowest biidder. US Federal Supply System policy :ph34r: CL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gbnavy61 1 Posted August 26, 2008 Dude, that's excellent. "Frank, you see that?!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gbnavy61 1 Posted August 26, 2008 (edited) "Ooh, but he couldn't stick the landing. That'll be a deduction." China's latest effort to retake Taiwan: "Steve, get more volunteers." Edited August 26, 2008 by gbnavy61 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kct 5 Posted August 26, 2008 "Well, the shelling over Iraq landed somewhere unexpected." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MigBuster 2,884 Posted August 26, 2008 Is this the last person that asked TK to include brake chutes in the next patch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted August 26, 2008 Another victim of ACME Corporation's Mega Trampoline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted August 26, 2008 " These Geeks will stop at nothing to get to Middle Earth" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverbolt 104 Posted August 26, 2008 ICBP Intercontinental Ballistic Personal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longestpants 1 Posted August 26, 2008 It's rainin' men! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverbolt 104 Posted August 26, 2008 It's rainin' men! Aleluia! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted August 26, 2008 Longestpants and silverbolt come out of the closet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longestpants 1 Posted August 27, 2008 Longestpants and silverbolt come out of the closet Well, I never! Well, actually I did, but that's not fair. And you had no way of knowing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites