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False! I used to slip over the border every weekend to help out in my dad's shop in Wrexham. I always thought it was cool how the radio mysteriously started playing 'It's Not Unusual' by Tom Jones as soon as you passed the Welcome To Wales sign!

 

The person below me agrees that Sean Connery is the one and only James Bond.

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True. Bronson wasn't bad, but nobody can top Connerey, especially after the line "I'm afraid you've caught me with more then my hands up" :tongue:

 

The person below me loves snow as much as I do.

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True. Bronson wasn't bad, but nobody can top Connerey, especially after the line "I'm afraid you've caught me with more then my hands up" :tongue:

 

The person below me loves snow as much as I do.

 

True, except yellow snow of course......

(Although that scene in "Monsters Inc" was pretty subtle and funny!)

 

The person below me wants to sit on Santa's lap!

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My girlfriend always dresses up like santa so HELL YEA!

 

The Person below me wants his personal Hawker Hunter.

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Yes that's true. I would love one, but I haven't really got the space, not even for the cockpit alas.

 

 

The person below me thinks they've got what it takes to be King of the World, Lord of all they see and generally thinks the sun shines out of it.

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Are you kidding me? Of course that's true. You guys have been here how long and you're just realising it now... sheesh!

 

The person below me thinks man boobies are a beautiful thing...

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So True, I hardly leave the house any more because of them.

 

The person below me would agree if they saw the fine pair I had :yes:

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yes,i think i would agree :]

 

the person below me don't have any man boobies :P

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very true but working on it....

 

the person below me thinks that Dongs version of "touch my body" should win an award

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Dunno, so no true or false.........

 

The person below me thinks I have made up half the holiday

wishes I wrote in the happy holidays thread!

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correct! :rofl:

 

 

The person below me want a date with Chuck Norris, as a chrismas present.

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correct! :rofl:

 

 

The person below me want a date with Chuck Norris, as a chrismas present.

 

 

Verdammt!!!!!!!!

 

The expression "frohe Weihnachten" is completely fictive.......................... :haha:

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The person above me broke the chain?

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ahhhhh but the person BELOW you continues.....

 

...speaking of which, the pocketbook of the person below me is having a PRETTY HARD time right now... :sorry:

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so true, sooo true. It seems that the retailers see me coming and raise the prices. If only I had a more steady job...

 

The person below me would shoot themself in the foot just so that they didn't have to go christmas shopping. I think that's what Plaxico Burress did.

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so true, sooo true. It seems that the retailers see me coming and raise the prices. If only I had a more steady job...

 

The person below me would shoot themself in the foot just so that they didn't have to go christmas shopping. I think that's what Plaxico Burress did.

 

 

You got me there. I just tried today. The waiting line to actually park at the malls went down for several blocks. If only Christmas wasn't just only a few days away, I would have ordered everything online.

 

The person below me has to work on Christmas Eve.

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I do work on Christmas Eve. Just started this job two weeks ago, and being a Fire Dept on a military base, the saying is "We might doze, but we never close"

 

The person below me thinks Reindeer can actually fly!!

Edited by GASCAN39

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U mean they cant? :biggrin: LOL

 

The person below me agrees that holidays SUCK, cause they are WAY TOO EXPENSIVE!!

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False. I love holidays since Im still a student so....... :yahoo:

 

The person below me got a wedgie once, or was that once got a wedgie.....oh you'll get the idea!

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False. I love holidays since Im still a student so....... :yahoo:

 

The person below me got a wedgie once, or was that once got a wedgie.....oh you'll get the idea!

 

No, I actually haven't. I still have no idea how.

 

The person below has de-pantsed a classmate during P.E.

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True, this lad said he was wearing a thong, so we de-pantsed him infront of a english class or year 8's Ahh memory's, he was well embarresed, we had to chase him to get him. :P

 

The person below me has shoplifted

Edited by scouserlad13

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False! I cannot even lift 250lbs, let alone an entire shop! You think I'm Superman?

 

 

 

The person below me has an allergy for Christmas trees.

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True - to such an extent I havnt even been motivated to put my naff fibre optic tree up yet this year :)

 

The person below me wishes Santa was sending his new replacement 'Miss World' tonight to bring goodwill to all men!

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True, because that would bring new and happy meaning to Merry Christmans, lol.

 

The person below me cant wait for Santa to visit and will set out milk and cookies for him. :biggrin:

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True....i love the look on my sons face when he wakes up to see the milk and cookies are gone

 

 

the person below me looks forward to taking all the christmas stuff down

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