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so if i just walk around all promiscuous-like, does that mean that the middle east will crumble into the sea?? sounds like a good start, and it's a risk i'd be willing to take. lol.gif

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so if i just walk around all promiscuous-like, does that mean that the middle east will crumble into the sea?? sounds like a good start, and it's a risk i'd be willing to take. lol.gif

 

 

So what would you wear? :lol:

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show a little bit of ankle, ya know, the usual Amish porn

 

How about short shorts that say "Jihad" on the ass?

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I'm afraid I have to agree with him. They have caused a couple of earthquakes for me. Just not the kind he's talking about...

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You see, using expensive hi-tech weapons against Iran isn't necessary. Just smuggle undercover hookers into the country and scatter erotic posters over major ciites and wait till you hear loud banging noises and mud walls crumbling.

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You see, using expensive hi-tech weapons against Iran isn't necessary. Just smuggle undercover hookers into the country and scatter erotic posters over major ciites and wait till you hear loud banging noises and mud walls crumbling.

 

 

The trouble with that is that they'd torture and kill the women, and that is no good.

 

Better to just drop mass quantities of pork on them. And start dipping all our munitions in pig's blood. And inform them of this fact. Plus it would help the pig farmers and potentially act as a boost to the economy. grin.gif

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Why not pork blood cluster bombs then? Or MOABs charged with alcohol...

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Those assholla guys are to be blamed for the major risk of earthquakes, radioactive fallout and male wrist sprains in that country.

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Vaguely heard of some (non-Iranian) promiscuous women that were themselves enough of earthquakes to have the Richter magnitude scale raise to 13.0. man_in_love.gif

 

 

I think you mean the'Wrister' scale, no?

 

Seriously though, these mullahs must be taking lessons from the Roman Catholic church. Here in the old days, Parish Priests used to talk like that all the time. Hell, fire and damnation to those young ladies who wear their skirts above the ankles.diablo.gif

 

Mind you, according to my Father, none of the young men complained about those 'promiscuous' young ladies no.gif

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UnknownPilot, it's like a sequel to Monty Python's suicide Scotsmen sketch.

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This just gave me a great idea! Maybe we can put this guy in front of our phased-array up here! I'd be willing to bet that the data processors could steer a beam at such a frequency that would it would fix his head! Now, by fix, I mean we'd have to drag his carcass off the side of the radar wall (preferably with a long hook so as not to get into the RADHAZ zone ourselves) but at least he wouldn't be making such absurd comments anymore. That be an effective fix in my book!

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Caesar, or just dip him in front of a sub and do one "ping!"

 

I am a Python-aholic.

Got their audio sketches as well?

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