+Dave 2,322 Posted April 20, 2010 http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/19/iranian-cleric-promiscuous-women-cause-quakes/?test=latestnews What a douche.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted April 20, 2010 Imbecile extraordinaire Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micki85 0 Posted April 20, 2010 so if i just walk around all promiscuous-like, does that mean that the middle east will crumble into the sea?? sounds like a good start, and it's a risk i'd be willing to take. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted April 20, 2010 so if i just walk around all promiscuous-like, does that mean that the middle east will crumble into the sea?? sounds like a good start, and it's a risk i'd be willing to take. So what would you wear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micki85 0 Posted April 20, 2010 So what would you wear? show a little bit of ankle, ya know, the usual Amish porn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted April 20, 2010 show a little bit of ankle, ya know, the usual Amish porn How about short shorts that say "Jihad" on the ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micki85 0 Posted April 20, 2010 How about short shorts that say "Jihad" on the ass? "JUICY JIHAD" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted April 20, 2010 Vaguely heard of some (non-Iranian) promiscuous women that were themselves enough of earthquakes to have the Richter magnitude scale raise to 13.0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heck 496 Posted April 20, 2010 I'm afraid I have to agree with him. They have caused a couple of earthquakes for me. Just not the kind he's talking about... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted April 20, 2010 You know some people just don't know what they are on about... excuse me while I fall off my chair with laughter... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted April 20, 2010 You see, using expensive hi-tech weapons against Iran isn't necessary. Just smuggle undercover hookers into the country and scatter erotic posters over major ciites and wait till you hear loud banging noises and mud walls crumbling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TX3RN0BILL 3 Posted April 20, 2010 In the words of the famous Duke Nukem: "Shake it, baby!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnknownPilot 33 Posted April 20, 2010 You see, using expensive hi-tech weapons against Iran isn't necessary. Just smuggle undercover hookers into the country and scatter erotic posters over major ciites and wait till you hear loud banging noises and mud walls crumbling. The trouble with that is that they'd torture and kill the women, and that is no good. Better to just drop mass quantities of pork on them. And start dipping all our munitions in pig's blood. And inform them of this fact. Plus it would help the pig farmers and potentially act as a boost to the economy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) Why not pork blood cluster bombs then? Or MOABs charged with alcohol... Edited April 20, 2010 by Gr.Viper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted April 20, 2010 Drop Playboys and Hustlers on them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TX3RN0BILL 3 Posted April 20, 2010 MOAB containers with alcohol AND cheap pr0n - Playboy and Hustler is too good for them, lolz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micki85 0 Posted April 20, 2010 i hear heads exploding already ... take that phrase however way you want too, HA! i crack myself up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macelena 1,070 Posted April 20, 2010 Those assholla guys are to be blamed for the major risk of earthquakes, radioactive fallout and male wrist sprains in that country. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derk 265 Posted April 20, 2010 IQ = shoesize Hou doe, Derk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnknownPilot 33 Posted April 20, 2010 IQ = shoesize Hou doe, Derk http://www.youtube.c...h?v=mdNqUW5wwTE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Piecemeal 450 Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) Vaguely heard of some (non-Iranian) promiscuous women that were themselves enough of earthquakes to have the Richter magnitude scale raise to 13.0. I think you mean the'Wrister' scale, no? Seriously though, these mullahs must be taking lessons from the Roman Catholic church. Here in the old days, Parish Priests used to talk like that all the time. Hell, fire and damnation to those young ladies who wear their skirts above the ankles. Mind you, according to my Father, none of the young men complained about those 'promiscuous' young ladies Edited April 20, 2010 by Piecemeal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) UnknownPilot, it's like a sequel to Monty Python's suicide Scotsmen sketch. Edited April 20, 2010 by Gr.Viper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UnknownPilot 33 Posted April 20, 2010 UnknownPilot, it's like a sequel to Monty Python's suicide Scotsmen sketch. I am a Python-aholic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caesar 305 Posted April 20, 2010 This just gave me a great idea! Maybe we can put this guy in front of our phased-array up here! I'd be willing to bet that the data processors could steer a beam at such a frequency that would it would fix his head! Now, by fix, I mean we'd have to drag his carcass off the side of the radar wall (preferably with a long hook so as not to get into the RADHAZ zone ourselves) but at least he wouldn't be making such absurd comments anymore. That be an effective fix in my book! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted April 20, 2010 (edited) Caesar, or just dip him in front of a sub and do one "ping!" I am a Python-aholic. Got their audio sketches as well? Edited April 20, 2010 by Gr.Viper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
