Fubar512 Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1297087/The-Empire-Strikes-Bank-Armed-robber-dressed-Darth-Vader-demands-cash-daring-raid.html Quote
+Dave Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 He is the lord of the dark side, WTF else do you think he would do? He's EVIL! Of course he's going to rob a bank!!!! Quote
Skyviper Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 (edited) No No you're doing it all wrong man you don't use the gun! Use the death grip the death grip! What's that? Yeah I know it doesnt work in real life. It'll just be funnier watching you use it and get tackled like by five cops or something. Edited July 23, 2010 by Skyviper Quote
Bulldog Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Must be the bill for the second Death Star came due, and what with all those star systems slipping from their fingers tax revenues must be down. Quote
JediMaster Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 You don't know the power of the dark side. I must pay the installment for my Super Star Destroyer or have it repo'd! Of course, WTF is up with camo pants? Didn't have ONE pair of black pants? Quote
Gr.Viper Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 He could've stunned the clerks with "I am your father *reads badge* John" instead of the gun. Quote
Skyviper Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 He could've stunned the clerks with "I am your father *reads badge* John" instead of the gun. Maybe the clerk would've just died from laughing so much Quote
Wrench Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Well, times are pretty bad in The Empire right now, what with rampant unemployment, dark matter leaking from spacial-temporal rifts, unrest in the Outer Rim Territorties, etc and so forth. Not unexpected! wrench kevin stein Quote
Skyviper Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 (edited) You don't know the power of the dark side. I must pay the installment for my Super Star Destroyer or have it repo'd! Of course, WTF is up with camo pants? Didn't have ONE pair of black pants? Oh I can the see operation repo show now. Matt goes off and picks a fight with a storm trooper "look dude we're going to take this thing! So get out of my face and dont touch me punk" Why not repo the Super Star Destroyer they repoed everything else Edited July 23, 2010 by Skyviper Quote
Fubar512 Posted July 23, 2010 Author Posted July 23, 2010 where is Luke Skywalker when you need him? Probably driving the getaway car Quote
+wilco Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 No No you're doing it all wrong man you don't use the gun! Use the death grip the death grip! What's that? Yeah I know it doesnt work in real life. It'll just be funnier watching you use it and get tackled like by five cops or something. Of course the death grip doesn't work, ask "Private Perkins"... Quote
+Kulbit80 Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 I heard about it in polish radio... He was short of change the pills (i think) Quote
Skyviper Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Of course the death grip doesn't work, ask "Private Perkins"... I bet it was funny but I couldnt view the clip because of my countries copyright laws. Quote
Ghost029 Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Really retro on the weapon. Cash flow must really be down if he couldn't afford a blaster. Quote
serverandenforcer Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Really retro on the weapon. Cash flow must really be down if he couldn't afford a blaster. Or a lightsaber for that matter... now if the perp used some kind of a propane torch that lit up like a lightsaber, then I would be really impressed. Quote
Skyviper Posted July 23, 2010 Posted July 23, 2010 Or a lightsaber for that matter... now if the perp used some kind of a propane torch that lit up like a lightsaber, then I would be really impressed. Well if I can see the tank then I'd be simply impressed. But if I couldnt and when he waved it around and it looks and sounds like the real thing I'd run...I mean make a tactical withdrawl. Quote
dsawan Posted July 24, 2010 Posted July 24, 2010 Would've preferred Greedo's kin. After all, he originally cornered Solo in the first film but was KIA. His kin gotta collect to pay the bills. Goo dat too tah Solo! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Greedo_shoots_first.jpg Quote
+allenjb42 Posted July 24, 2010 Posted July 24, 2010 The police thought they had caught him but the suspect told them 'this isn't the bank robber you're looking for' so they let him go... Quote
Skyviper Posted July 25, 2010 Posted July 25, 2010 The police thought they had caught him but the suspect told them 'this isn't the bank robber you're looking for' so they let him go... Now wouldn't it have sucked some serious stank if the dude ran into a Star Wars convention among thousands of other Vaders? Quote
serverandenforcer Posted July 25, 2010 Posted July 25, 2010 Look, I am your robber. or... The Empire Strikes Bank 1 Quote
JediMaster Posted July 26, 2010 Posted July 26, 2010 This is how you get away with robbing the bank across the street from Comic Con. Quote
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