Fubar512 1,350 Posted July 23, 2010 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1297087/The-Empire-Strikes-Bank-Armed-robber-dressed-Darth-Vader-demands-cash-daring-raid.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted July 23, 2010 He is the lord of the dark side, WTF else do you think he would do? He's EVIL! Of course he's going to rob a bank!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted July 23, 2010 (edited) No No you're doing it all wrong man you don't use the gun! Use the death grip the death grip! What's that? Yeah I know it doesnt work in real life. It'll just be funnier watching you use it and get tackled like by five cops or something. Edited July 23, 2010 by Skyviper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bulldog 0 Posted July 23, 2010 Must be the bill for the second Death Star came due, and what with all those star systems slipping from their fingers tax revenues must be down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted July 23, 2010 You don't know the power of the dark side. I must pay the installment for my Super Star Destroyer or have it repo'd! Of course, WTF is up with camo pants? Didn't have ONE pair of black pants? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted July 23, 2010 He could've stunned the clerks with "I am your father *reads badge* John" instead of the gun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted July 23, 2010 He could've stunned the clerks with "I am your father *reads badge* John" instead of the gun. Maybe the clerk would've just died from laughing so much Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrench 9,846 Posted July 23, 2010 Well, times are pretty bad in The Empire right now, what with rampant unemployment, dark matter leaking from spacial-temporal rifts, unrest in the Outer Rim Territorties, etc and so forth. Not unexpected! wrench kevin stein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted July 23, 2010 (edited) You don't know the power of the dark side. I must pay the installment for my Super Star Destroyer or have it repo'd! Of course, WTF is up with camo pants? Didn't have ONE pair of black pants? Oh I can the see operation repo show now. Matt goes off and picks a fight with a storm trooper "look dude we're going to take this thing! So get out of my face and dont touch me punk" Why not repo the Super Star Destroyer they repoed everything else Edited July 23, 2010 by Skyviper Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bulldog 0 Posted July 23, 2010 "I find our lack of cash flow disturbing." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted July 23, 2010 where is Luke Skywalker when you need him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted July 23, 2010 where is Luke Skywalker when you need him? Probably driving the getaway car Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+wilco 11 Posted July 23, 2010 No No you're doing it all wrong man you don't use the gun! Use the death grip the death grip! What's that? Yeah I know it doesnt work in real life. It'll just be funnier watching you use it and get tackled like by five cops or something. Of course the death grip doesn't work, ask "Private Perkins"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Kulbit80 1,399 Posted July 23, 2010 I heard about it in polish radio... He was short of change the pills (i think) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted July 23, 2010 Of course the death grip doesn't work, ask "Private Perkins"... I bet it was funny but I couldnt view the clip because of my countries copyright laws. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverbolt 104 Posted July 23, 2010 god damn, the empire is really cracked! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost029 1 Posted July 23, 2010 Really retro on the weapon. Cash flow must really be down if he couldn't afford a blaster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serverandenforcer 33 Posted July 23, 2010 Really retro on the weapon. Cash flow must really be down if he couldn't afford a blaster. Or a lightsaber for that matter... now if the perp used some kind of a propane torch that lit up like a lightsaber, then I would be really impressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted July 23, 2010 Or a lightsaber for that matter... now if the perp used some kind of a propane torch that lit up like a lightsaber, then I would be really impressed. Well if I can see the tank then I'd be simply impressed. But if I couldnt and when he waved it around and it looks and sounds like the real thing I'd run...I mean make a tactical withdrawl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsawan 624 Posted July 24, 2010 Would've preferred Greedo's kin. After all, he originally cornered Solo in the first film but was KIA. His kin gotta collect to pay the bills. Goo dat too tah Solo! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Greedo_shoots_first.jpg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+allenjb42 4,234 Posted July 24, 2010 The police thought they had caught him but the suspect told them 'this isn't the bank robber you're looking for' so they let him go... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted July 25, 2010 The police thought they had caught him but the suspect told them 'this isn't the bank robber you're looking for' so they let him go... Now wouldn't it have sucked some serious stank if the dude ran into a Star Wars convention among thousands of other Vaders? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
serverandenforcer 33 Posted July 25, 2010 Look, I am your robber. or... The Empire Strikes Bank 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyviper 1,101 Posted July 26, 2010 Don't forget episode 4/1 A New Vault Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted July 26, 2010 This is how you get away with robbing the bank across the street from Comic Con. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
