NS13Jarhead 6 Posted May 2, 2012 The two that I use all the time: German: Otto Treiharder British: Willie Maykett Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted May 2, 2012 Fredrich von Plonk & Otto Treiharder - you can actually see them before your eyes, wrecking the Kaiser's Luftstreitkräfte. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shiloh 12 Posted May 2, 2012 Baron von Meister Brau Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hellshade 110 Posted May 2, 2012 Billy Barnstormer Harry Tate Attila Hun Johnny Poopnloop Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted May 2, 2012 I usually give them names of politicians..that way, I'm actually quite pleased when the go down in flames! Gordon Brown David Cameron Nicholas Clegg and Edward Milliband, have all come to grizzly ends (I'm pleased to say) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HumanDrone 4 Posted May 3, 2012 Going by your logic, Widowmaker, I'd have a list of about 545 people that I could use. But I'm from the US, of course. Best, Tom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Von Paulus 8 Posted May 3, 2012 I once tried to use Johan Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crassenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle-Burstein von Knackerthrasher-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Granderknotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlichgrumblemeyer-Speltwasser-Kurstlich-Himbleeisen-Bahnwagen-Gutenabendbitte-EineNurnbergerbratwurst-Gernspurtenmitzweimache-Luberhundsfut-Gumberaber-Schonedanker-Kalbsfleish-Mittler-Aucher von Hauptkopf von Ulm. Unfortunately, the Armistice came before I finished typing it in. Monty Pynton, just love it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shiloh 12 Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) I've tried Rosie O'Donnell and Justin Bieber but I just keep crashing them nose-first into the ground on purpose. Edited May 3, 2012 by Shiloh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dave63 13 Posted May 3, 2012 Fredrich von Plonk & Otto Treiharder - you can actually see them before your eyes, wrecking the Kaiser's Luftstreitkräfte. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeDixonUK 5 Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) I usualy go for a long winded very british sounding fellow, something like Squadron Commander his grace the Lord Sir Peter Billingworth-Billingworth Harper Rossendale Bligh the 3rd esq. Granted not 100% accurate to the correct peerage form. Or I try to make a British sounding version of German Aces, like Bernerd Ross, or Manston vaughn Ritch-Horton And there was a time when I was making a few generic alternate characters to test out different countries aircraft, such a a British Pilot with a Scottish looking photo, called Tester McTwo, a Frenchmen called Testevous le three, a German called Testen Von Four and an American called Billie Testo the Fifth Edited May 3, 2012 by MikeDixonUK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted May 3, 2012 Benno Baumstutzer & Egon Untergrass; Timothy Treetrimmer & Gordon Groundthrust Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted May 3, 2012 Let me introduce you the twins Mary Christmas and Harry Newyeap, the ambivalent Apollo Fagg, and the blazing Lord Almighty... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RamblingSid 3 Posted May 4, 2012 Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lin-Bin-Whin-Bim-Lim Bus Stop F'tang F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel. Illegitimate son of Johan Gambolputty de von Ausfern-Schplenden-Schlitter-Crassenbon-Fried-Digger-Dingle-Dangle-Dongle-Dungle-Burstein von Knackerthrasher-Horowitz-Ticolensic-Granderknotty-Spelltinkle-Grandlichgrumblemeyer-Speltwasser-Kurstlich-Himbleeisen-Bahnwagen-Gutenabendbitte-EineNurnbergerbratwurst-Gernspurtenmitzweimache-Luberhundsfut-Gumberaber-Schonedanker-Kalbsfleish-Mittler-Aucher von Hauptkopf von Ulm. and Lord Kitchener. 1 3/4 Sqd RFC. Highest mess bill on western front. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted May 4, 2012 French almost pilots Clovis Hual, Théophraste Afarian, Casimir Mayonnaise, and Hercule Surrendeur. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted May 4, 2012 (edited) Took me a moment to get it*, Capitaine, but what about the first one - a word play with "visual", or what is the hidden meaning? (* except for "Mayonnaise" - I love Mayonnaise - one of the best things the French ever invented! ) Edited May 4, 2012 by Olham Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted May 4, 2012 I had a bit of a Fast Show moment with some of mine :- Tim Nicebutdim Charles Chumleywarner Frank "Big Girls Blouse" Spencer Baron Von Nambypamby Amongst others... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimAttrill 24 Posted May 4, 2012 And of course the famous Scots pilots Ben Dover and Phil McCavity. Their aeroplanes tend to fly backwards which makes it a bit difficult Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flyby PC 23 Posted May 4, 2012 And of course the famous Scots pilots Ben Dover and Phil McCavity. Their aeroplanes tend to fly backwards which makes it a bit difficult I know their other Scottish cousins, Ben Doune and Phil McKracken. I mean I don't actually KNOW them, but I've heard of them in passing. Cough cough.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RAF_Louvert 101 Posted May 4, 2012 . My Irish pilot is Patty O'Furniture. . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted May 4, 2012 And then there is also Richard Machunt "Dick" to his friends... from the Scottish side Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HumanDrone 4 Posted May 4, 2012 This fellow has problems controlling is aircraft: Lou Swires. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Beard 14 Posted May 5, 2012 This inspires me to add a new pilot. Richard Cranium Think about it..... Beard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flyby PC 23 Posted May 5, 2012 True story, I knew genuine brothers called Alec Ness and Peter Ness. Their father obviously had a wicked sense of humour without dwelling too much on the 'humour'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JimAttrill 24 Posted May 6, 2012 True story, I knew genuine brothers called Alec Ness and Peter Ness. Their father obviously had a wicked sense of humour without dwelling too much on the 'humour'. mayor of Houston, Texas (I think) had two daughters. One called Ima and one called Ura. The surname was Pigg. They kept their names Share this post Link to post Share on other sites