+Erik 1,812 Posted February 18, 2016 Doug Smith is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:"My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.""My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.""My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.""Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river."The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Doug slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".The wife replies, "He had a paper route." 9 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itazuke 2 Posted February 18, 2016 Now that is funny. Thanks Erik ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrench 9,846 Posted February 18, 2016 LOL! didn't see that coming!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silberpfeil 363 Posted February 18, 2016 Good one, Erik! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+DoctorQuest 125 Posted February 19, 2016 BADABOOM.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Nightshade/PR 7,928 Posted February 19, 2016 This was great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallenphoenix1986 603 Posted February 19, 2016 I was expecting a "Monopoly" punchline but still lol'd Craig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
