+CrazyhorseB34 937 Posted January 11, 2011 "You said you would not raise my allowance?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+suhsjake 11 Posted January 11, 2011 "Ant hill located. Requesting permission to engage." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Erik 1,768 Posted January 11, 2011 Dad that's the last brussel sprout I'm eating, are we clear? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+daddyairplanes 9,692 Posted January 11, 2011 damn the Privates seem younger and younger every year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Freiwillige 1 Posted January 11, 2011 Johny finally found a viable solution to girls and their cooties. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Viggen 614 Posted January 11, 2011 Hey dad watch this! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexx_Luthor 57 Posted January 11, 2011 Time pilot, who flew so fast, he went back in time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 629 Posted January 11, 2011 it's never too early to learn how to operate a mini-gun! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted January 11, 2011 Its Wabbit Season! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted January 11, 2011 As its just after Christmas... Look Santa I have asked for a bike now 3 years running wheres my BIKE!!! or That bully in the year above is sure in trouble now... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted January 11, 2011 How do I shoot at women and children? Easy, I lead a little more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+hgbn 91 Posted January 11, 2011 Monsters under the bed. Eat some Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted January 11, 2011 How do I shoot at women and children? Easy, I lead a little more. "You don't lead them as much" (they're slower) :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Derk 265 Posted January 12, 2011 "It's a MINI gun , right, so why do I have te be a grown up ? " Hou doe, Derk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted January 12, 2011 "I bet that Santa Claus will at last stop here this year. And for long." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted January 13, 2011 "Well, okay, perhaps I tend to overcompensate for something much smaller I have... And so what, now, you Freudian moron?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Veltro2k 6,340 Posted January 14, 2011 Where do I insert the quarter ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites