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$30 for $800 service? She better have done ALOT for $800. I'm talking like cleaned the Prez's limo, made the beds, stocked the fridge with beer... In addition to the obvious

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I think you can get a bride from the Phillipines for less than $800.

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Why did they fire them? I mean...it's one of the basic man's need, if they khm financed that party with their own money I really see no problem, I mean for God's sake they protect the President not the local high-school virginity project...

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While I have no knowledge of actual Secret Service policies and procedures, I think it is generally frowned upton to be partying down with hoes in the same room where the President's itenerary and other confidential information is laying around on the coffee table.

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While I have no knowledge of actual Secret Service policies and procedures, I think it is generally frowned upton to be partying down with hoes in the same room where the President's itenerary and other confidential information is laying around on the coffee table.

 

Well yeah that could be a potential security risk, that's true...

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At least they have good taste. Just don't marry any Colombian woman, they have a few screws loose.

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Such pessimism, gentlemen. Are we now so jaded that we cannot look at the vagina as half full rather than half empty?

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I'm worried about what it's half full of....... :P

 

Signs and wonders. ;)

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Signs and wonders. ;)

 

..and the other half?

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miller lite douche??

 

"tastes great! less filling!"

 

 

duck and runs.................

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At the time of Italian Premier Berlusconi's famous 'bunga-bunga' parties, the politicians actually screwed their brains out much more than their bodyguards. But I suppose their bodyguards didn't stay out of the games either. Everybody probably f**ked as much as Italianly possible, in fear of being suspected of being homosexual, a much bigger crime in the Premier's entourage than being a maffioso... :grin:

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Wow, one could buy ALL Thirdwire games PLUS a really nice electric model train set for USD 800,=:blink: (and keep one's job...)

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Such pessimism, gentlemen. Are we now so jaded that we cannot look at the vagina as half full rather than half empty?

 

yyyyyyyyyyyy................ I almost choked to death reading this! You wanna kill me C5?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::lol:

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Wow, one could buy ALL Thirdwire games PLUS a really nice electric model train set for USD 800,=:blink: (and keep one's job...)

true but her fuel tanks are nicer than a TW Hunters! :rofl:

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