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A wolf or an osprey or a Jagaur...I have no idea why

 

 

And the "e" word is E-3 Sentry right?

Edited by JA 37 Viggen
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Read the readable part of my nickname. :wink:

Come in variety of shapes and colours, live anywhere from Sahara to Greenland, fangs fold back, perfect infrared sight on some species, inject weak poison which yet causes decay of living tissues. :crazy:

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What would it be and why?

Anyone that says the "e" word...gets banned.....for 999 years...... :biggrin:

I'd like to be a dog, specifically my dog. He doesn't do jack squat except eat and sleep, yet everyone treats him like the king of the house.

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I'm gonna go with Sloth. I get to hang upside down for about 23 hours a day. I sleep a lot, I do sweet F.A. It'd be sweet! Or a Koala. They sleep 22 hours a day, hang out for an hour, eat and get high as sh*t from eucalyptus (it's true, look it up) for the rest of the time. Occasionally make some grunty noises. Although, my sex life would be pretty crap though. Either way I go, Sloth or Koala, the women in my life would have hairy chests... :blink: ...that's kind of a bummer.

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For me it'll be either a wolf, an periguine <sp> falcon and a golden eagle. My mother says I have a spirit of a eagle. Or you can look at my sig :lol: I'm a major dino'phile.

 

Falcon

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I gave this a lot of thought.

At first I wanted to be at the top of the food chain, but then I thought.

How does a lion end its life?

The hunting for food gets harder each year and at the end you starve to death!!!

 

I want to be a rhino.

I mey not be at the top of the food chain, but hey, you don't want to mess with me!!! :bb:

and I don't need to run all my life for my hamburgers. :biggrin:

Edited by MannieB.
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[singing] ... I don't wanna be a lion, because lions play to rough. I don't wanna be a tiger, because a tiger aint the kind you love enough...

 

...I just wanna be your teddy bear. [/singing]

 

:crazy:

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What would it be and why?

Anyone that says the "e" word...gets banned.....for 999 years...... :biggrin:

 

I prefer to remain as I am, an Auburn Tiger.

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