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The female hyena has so much testosterone she grows a false penis and testicles. -kinda makes me wonder about a couple of mean faced clipped hair types that terrorize my workplace.

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How are they going to arrest or punish you if you´re dead?

 

 

You can do something illegal and be punished. Getting some-much medieval, your family would be punished

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In WWII, when allied armies reached the Rhine River the first thing men did was pee in it. This was pretty universal from the lowest private to Winston Churchill (who made a big show of it). Gen. Patton had himself photographed in the act.

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Luposlipaphobia - The fear of being chased around the kitchen table by timberwolves while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor (Gary Larsen)

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A typical Harness, that is to say suit of plate armor, averaged only 55lbs in weight. That weight was spread across the body, and the armor was articulated to move with, rather than against its wearer.

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fact no cheese on the moon!

 

Damn.

 

*Yells through a megaphone

Ok fellas, pack up the gear, the trip to the moon is now canceled.

 

Thanks for ruining our trip. :lol:

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Construction workers' hard hats were first invented and used in the building of the Hoover Dam in 1933.

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