Icarus999 Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 The female hyena has so much testosterone she grows a false penis and testicles. -kinda makes me wonder about a couple of mean faced clipped hair types that terrorize my workplace. Quote
+Stary Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 the spa-town I live in (Krynica-Zdroj) was first recorded in XVI century Quote
MaverickMike Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 It is illegal to die in the houses of parliment in london LOL Quote
coolpilot Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 "It is illegal to die in the houses of parliment in london" How are they going to arrest or punish you if you´re dead? Quote
macelena Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 How are they going to arrest or punish you if you´re dead? You can do something illegal and be punished. Getting some-much medieval, your family would be punished Quote
+Fubar512 Posted November 23, 2008 Author Posted November 23, 2008 According to the Guinness, a common Budgie named Puck, is credited with having the largest vocabulary of any bird, at a whopping 1,728 words. Even more incredible, Puck had a knack for using words in proper context (if Puck's owner is to be believed): http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Talking-birds#Puck Quote
rovert97 Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 In WWII, when allied armies reached the Rhine River the first thing men did was pee in it. This was pretty universal from the lowest private to Winston Churchill (who made a big show of it). Gen. Patton had himself photographed in the act. Quote
commander Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 Luposlipaphobia - The fear of being chased around the kitchen table by timberwolves while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor (Gary Larsen) Quote
Caesar Posted November 23, 2008 Posted November 23, 2008 A typical Harness, that is to say suit of plate armor, averaged only 55lbs in weight. That weight was spread across the body, and the armor was articulated to move with, rather than against its wearer. Quote
+JediMaster Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 The elusive red-headed lesbian may be drawn out of hiding by playing a Sarah McLachlan tune. Quote
+Dave Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 The earth is round....buts its also crooked. Quote
+76.IAP-Blackbird Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 there is no atmosphere on the moon... and no man on the moon, and fact no cheese on the moon! Quote
+Dave Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 fact no cheese on the moon! Damn. *Yells through a megaphone Ok fellas, pack up the gear, the trip to the moon is now canceled. Thanks for ruining our trip. Quote
+Bongodriver Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 The earth is round....buts its also crooked. it is in fact an oblate spheroid i.e. it is squashed from pole to pole, but it is indeed crooked :) Quote
+Syrinx Posted November 24, 2008 Posted November 24, 2008 An Armadillo is hard on the outside, but soft on the inside ! Quote
+JediMaster Posted November 25, 2008 Posted November 25, 2008 A rotten tangerine is soft on the outside, but hard on the inside. It also smells a lot like an armadillo. Quote
Longestpants Posted November 27, 2008 Posted November 27, 2008 (edited) Construction workers' hard hats were first invented and used in the building of the Hoover Dam in 1933. Edited November 27, 2008 by Longestpants Quote
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