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*Dusts off Zombie plan*

 

I knew this day would come.

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*Dusts off Zombie plan*

 

I knew this day would come.

 

 

OHHH me god,i have had a zombie plan for years aswell...involves alot of running and climbing hills in the moors of cornwall,but as i bought new pair of killer stilletoes the other day ill probable stay at home instead as dont want to get em dirty.

 

xx vanessa xx

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WTH guess In need to start gatheing survivors, weapons, and food. Now where did I put my H&K G3?

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WTH guess In need to start gatheing survivors, weapons, and food. Now where did I put my H&K G3?

 

Nah, small-caliber fire aint good at killing zombies. An axe is probably better, aim for the head! :biggrin:

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doesnt weapon type go on what kind of zombies....axa to head is awsom with the dumb arse slow ones,but if it the modern zombie..like 28 days/weeks..(ok i know they arnt really zombies)..but the fast running scare the s**t out of ya type,then the gun as you run is better..and what if they were the type from zombie strippers movie...then what would ya do...LOL

 

xx v xx

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I like to load in my 2 incher harquebus a chain, watch MythBusters. Once fired, miniguns are best.

Electric saws, knife-fingered floves,etc. I scare zombies- and not only because of my :crazy: face

 

:minigun:`

 

At racindriver, the church zombie at 28 days later seemed chris martin dancing. No troubleaxing

Edited by macelena

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all you need is a machete, a .45 cal pistol, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a rifle for longer range.

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hmmmm how about H&K G3A3, SPAS 12, Widdley 475 AutoMag, and Molotovs!!!! Ahhhh crap now I need to go play Left4Dead!

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.involves alot of running and climbing hills in the moors of cornwall

 

To be honest you're hard pushed to tell the difference between the locals and zombies*.

 

My plan involves boats and tropical islands. And beer, lots of beer and strippers, strippers would be nice....

 

*I'm Cornish I can say that. We'll sort of Cornish I mean I don't have webbed feet or anything and I've only got 10 fingers and toes.

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To be honest you're hard pushed to tell the difference between the locals and zombies*.

 

My plan involves boats and tropical islands. And beer, lots of beer and strippers, strippers would be nice....

 

*I'm Cornish I can say that. We'll sort of Cornish I mean I don't have webbed feet or anything and I've only got 10 fingers and toes.

 

 

I lived in cornwall for many years before escaping...so i know your pain...and i plan to return there under a zombie attack ,mainly becasue i dont think even the living dead would want to go there,an if they did i think they would soon move on after doing the world a favour and eating the newquey surf dudes and pirate fm radio presenters....... :biggrin:

 

xx v xx

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I wonder if a Shilka is effective against Zombies...

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List of things:

1. G36K

2. M82A2 or 3

3. Armor (so they cant bite/claw/tear and do other general zombie things)

4. Armored truck/or FBI charger

5. NIGHT VISION

6. A katana of course made of titanium lol

 

:biggrin:

 

Oh and about the food, yeah... ill worry about that...

 

Wrd of advice DONT USE FLAMETHROWERS or SEPARATE WILLINLGY FROM THE GROUP

ITS NEVER A GOOD IDEA :rofl:

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Flame thrower time!! With the Chainsaw back up!! :biggrin:

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I wonder if a Shilka is effective against Zombies...
ZSU-23-4 :biggrin:

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I think the idea of tank is pretty solid against mindless zombies.

 

This is a great article Typhoid thank you for posting it.

Edited by herman01

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Naaah I think my 48 ton Truck will do :dirol:

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How about that bitchin M-113 with the Vulcan gun.

Last I checked zombies can't penetrate modest armor.

20 mike mike and tracks I think would be pretty rough on the zombie population.

Can't afford one and I probably wouldn't like all the the "special visitors" concerned about my vehicle.

Do I have the proper equipment for a zombie event?

 

Long range:

M-1 Garand, Springfield Armory M-1A, Scoped Remington 700.

Mid range:

2 of the self loaders above and a Winchester model 1200 with rifle sites.

Close range:

Again the 12 gauge. and a 45 acp Colt Combat Commander.

To close for the temperement of an archer, riflemen, or pistolero:

Stihl 390 chainsaw with a 24 inch bar, skip chain, racing fuel, Oooh Wee!

I might be in my comfort zone now.

While I or my swamper are refueling, again the 12 gauge. and the Colt Combat Commander.

:ph34r: CL

Edited by charlielima

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Splatter Its undeaded carcass with the armored vehicle.

That 8mm MG would be a sweet find.

I need that brain bucket too so can cover it with tin foil for another thead here.

:ph34r:

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