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100 things I learned from airplane!

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100. Don't eat the fish if your on an airplane.

99. To woo a girl you should do a fancy dance to stayin alive by the begees.

98. Looks like it was the wrong week to stop smokin.

97. The white zone is for loading and unloading only.

96. I just wanted to tell you both, good luck were all counting on you.....

95. Municipal bond's AA rated probably the best investment in America

Edited by colmack

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94. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let them crash.

93. Disco lives forever!

92. When taking pictures at an airport, grab the one of the Messerschmitt.

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91. This fog is getting thicker.

90. And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

89. Lieutenant Hurwitz thinks he's Ethel Merman

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88. What's our Vector Victor?

87. When do you return? I can't tell you,it's classified

86. Auntie M, Auntie M, it's a twister

Edited by GASCAN39

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85. The shoe's on the other foot now.

84. There is no parking in the white zone. The red zone is for loading and unloading only.

83. Looks like it was the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines.

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82. Good luck is upon the two pilots; and everyone is counting on them

81. It's a big, pretty white plane that looks like a big Tylenol

80. Failure to follow the landing pattern, especially between 800 and 1200 feet makes the pilot an a**hole

79. Gynecological appointments can be maintained and preformed on a troubled aircraft

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76. First the Earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came.

 

 

... And everything was covered with a sticky white substance.

 

 

(Yeah, I know it's junvenile... I'm in one of the moods so bit me.) :rofl:

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THERE'S A SALE AT PENNY'S.-ONE OF THE ZUCKER BROTHERS

LISTEN KID, IVE BEEN HEARIN THAT CRAP EVER SINCE I LEFT UCLA, TELL YOUR OLD MAN TO BUST HIS BUTT UP THE COURT FOR 65 MINUTES AND SEE HOW IT FEELS.-MURDOCK OR JABBAR

 

HE HE

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don't fight her....I'm not she's fighting me

Edited by Caveman

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73. If the chump don't want no help, the chump don't get no help.

72. The red zone is for loading and unloading.

71, The fastest land animal is the Cheetah

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Please review your posts, some are repeated some do not relate to the movie Airplane either.

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70. Wearing one pair of sunglasses at a time is not enough.

 

69. A hospital is a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

 

68. When given a choice of steak or fish, have the lasagna.

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65 Prince Charles wears all of Lady Di's clothes

64 you can make a pterodactyl out of a chart

63 and always doublecheck Victors Vectors

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61. JJ Evans is one hell of a mechanic.

60. Looking back on history, Doctor J was a better flier than Kareem Abdul Jabbar

59. Just because you have a drinking problem doesn't mean it isn't safe to drive.

58. When the Sh!t hits the fan, it really hits the fan!

57. Punching out Buddhist is fun

56. Getting in line to slap someone around is more fun

55. In some states pleasuring inanimate object is not considered bestiality, unless said object gains pleasure from it.

54. Once you go black you are never coming back.

53. Always bet on the steak, ya digg...

Edited by ironroad

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51. On each and every flight at least one device or system will fail.

50. Never go to the galley to ask for water.

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49: The stewardess speaks jive...

 

48: Bad things happen at Macho Grande. Don't go there...

 

47: Don't eat the fish...

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