colmack 662 Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) 100. Don't eat the fish if your on an airplane. 99. To woo a girl you should do a fancy dance to stayin alive by the begees. 98. Looks like it was the wrong week to stop smokin. 97. The white zone is for loading and unloading only. 96. I just wanted to tell you both, good luck were all counting on you..... 95. Municipal bond's AA rated probably the best investment in America Edited February 12, 2009 by colmack Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted February 12, 2009 94. They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let them crash. 93. Disco lives forever! 92. When taking pictures at an airport, grab the one of the Messerschmitt. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted February 12, 2009 91. This fog is getting thicker. 90. And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger. 89. Lieutenant Hurwitz thinks he's Ethel Merman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GASCAN39 7 Posted February 12, 2009 (edited) 88. What's our Vector Victor? 87. When do you return? I can't tell you,it's classified 86. Auntie M, Auntie M, it's a twister Edited February 12, 2009 by GASCAN39 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted February 13, 2009 85. The shoe's on the other foot now. 84. There is no parking in the white zone. The red zone is for loading and unloading only. 83. Looks like it was the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caesar 305 Posted February 13, 2009 82. Good luck is upon the two pilots; and everyone is counting on them 81. It's a big, pretty white plane that looks like a big Tylenol 80. Failure to follow the landing pattern, especially between 800 and 1200 feet makes the pilot an a**hole 79. Gynecological appointments can be maintained and preformed on a troubled aircraft Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MigBuster 2,884 Posted February 13, 2009 78. Dont assemble a flight team called Roger, Victor and Over Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MigBuster 2,884 Posted February 13, 2009 77. Never go to see the captain in case he asked if id ever seen a grown man naked Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syrinx 13 Posted February 13, 2009 76. First the Earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Zurawski 33 Posted February 13, 2009 76. First the Earth cooled, then the dinosaurs came. ... And everything was covered with a sticky white substance. (Yeah, I know it's junvenile... I'm in one of the moods so bit me.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsawan 624 Posted February 14, 2009 THERE'S A SALE AT PENNY'S.-ONE OF THE ZUCKER BROTHERS LISTEN KID, IVE BEEN HEARIN THAT CRAP EVER SINCE I LEFT UCLA, TELL YOUR OLD MAN TO BUST HIS BUTT UP THE COURT FOR 65 MINUTES AND SEE HOW IT FEELS.-MURDOCK OR JABBAR HE HE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caveman 1 Posted February 14, 2009 (edited) don't fight her....I'm not she's fighting me Edited February 14, 2009 by Caveman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erwin_Hans 6 Posted February 14, 2009 74,Always check your RWR,and your head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
firehawkordy 34 Posted February 14, 2009 73. If the chump don't want no help, the chump don't get no help. 72. The red zone is for loading and unloading. 71, The fastest land animal is the Cheetah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted February 14, 2009 Please review your posts, some are repeated some do not relate to the movie Airplane either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gbnavy61 1 Posted February 14, 2009 70. Wearing one pair of sunglasses at a time is not enough. 69. A hospital is a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. 68. When given a choice of steak or fish, have the lasagna. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colmack 662 Posted February 15, 2009 67. the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one. 66. I have and always shall be your friend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Veltro2k 6,351 Posted February 20, 2009 65 Prince Charles wears all of Lady Di's clothes 64 you can make a pterodactyl out of a chart 63 and always doublecheck Victors Vectors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WarlordATF 1 Posted February 20, 2009 66 If theres a problem with the Autopilot i ain't fixing it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ronan 0 Posted February 20, 2009 62. When you get a birdstrike, you got shot by a bird Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) 61. JJ Evans is one hell of a mechanic. 60. Looking back on history, Doctor J was a better flier than Kareem Abdul Jabbar 59. Just because you have a drinking problem doesn't mean it isn't safe to drive. 58. When the Sh!t hits the fan, it really hits the fan! 57. Punching out Buddhist is fun 56. Getting in line to slap someone around is more fun 55. In some states pleasuring inanimate object is not considered bestiality, unless said object gains pleasure from it. 54. Once you go black you are never coming back. 53. Always bet on the steak, ya digg... Edited February 20, 2009 by ironroad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted February 20, 2009 52. Surely you can't be serious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emsan 0 Posted May 9, 2009 51. On each and every flight at least one device or system will fail. 50. Never go to the galley to ask for water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted May 11, 2009 52. Surely you can't be serious. And dont call me Shirley... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Major Lee 18 Posted May 11, 2009 49: The stewardess speaks jive... 48: Bad things happen at Macho Grande. Don't go there... 47: Don't eat the fish... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
