+column5 Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 I kid you not: http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/news/2009/0...penis-phone.ars Quote
+Dave Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 That is it, I have now read everything. I didn't think it was possible but this takes the cake. Quote
+column5 Posted May 20, 2009 Author Posted May 20, 2009 Is it me or does Chavez' face look like a giant deformed testicle? Quote
+whiteknight06604 Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 someone really needs to add some ventilation to that nuit jobs skull.They were talking about this phone the other day on talk radio.stae phones...just another way to control the population. Quote
ONETINSOLDIER Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 "that thing about espionage is too farfetched." yeah, right, a goivernment would never use a phone to pinpoint where you are or anything. if you believe that, i got a bridge in new york to sell you,,, Quote
+hgbn Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 "that thing about espionage is too farfetched."yeah, right, a goivernment would never use a phone to pinpoint where you are or anything. if you believe that, i got a bridge in new york to sell you,,, Only if you will swap. I have a high pile of steel bars standing in the middle of Paris Quote
+JediMaster Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 Wow, the jokes are going to fly on this one... Quote
Guest a10boar Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 Just what Chavez wants,more attention.And we will give it to him.And our money. Quote
ONETINSOLDIER Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) ooooh! i need steel bars!, lets talk ,,lol I'll call you on my "personal" phone,,,LMAO Edited May 20, 2009 by gwar Quote
macelena Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 "Why don´t you shut up" The best advise he ever got. As you yankees are the Evil Empire, you, who are able to do it, should get a SDB through his dickphone (Verga is far from the formality of penis) Quote
+FLOGGER23 Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 El Verga Face....... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! translated: LOL!!!!!! Quote
Atreides Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 WTH ? What gives with these traps that "dear" leaders setup for themselves and their poor countries, NK Dong missiles now this. Quote
eraser_tr Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 Verga means dick, vergatario means outstanding or the best quality according to "official" spanish language. combining the two, vergatario means the best quality dick Quote
Silverbolt Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 well, i hope this monocomatic screen will be occupied at least with nokias's snake.(Best Mobile Game IMHO.) lol its an "Revolutionary telephone" Quote
GwynO Posted May 20, 2009 Posted May 20, 2009 At that price, I want one! Sounds like a decent little phone! And it will increase my sexual power, after all a man without a Vergatario has nothing Reminds me of a Welsh saying from the mountains which states that a man without a knife in his pocket is like a man without a.. vergatario. Quote
Rambler 1-1 Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) Compensation on Chavez's part, perhaps? Edited May 21, 2009 by Rambler 1-1 Quote
charlielima Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 "Venezuelan Penis Phone"? Is this a new Band? Since 1992 I kept thinking all the good names have been allready been picked. :ph34r: CL Quote
ONETINSOLDIER Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) lmao im gonna name my band "EXTRA CHEESE" Edited May 21, 2009 by gwar Quote
+JediMaster Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 I just keep thinking of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. Quote
+allenjb42 Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 I want to know what C5 was really googling to come across this story! Quote
macelena Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) "Chavez+Phone+Number" He wanted to tell him a couple of things. What else could have been instead? Edited May 21, 2009 by macelena Quote
TX3RN0BILL Posted May 21, 2009 Posted May 21, 2009 The real question is, does it come with vibrating alarm? Quote
+column5 Posted May 21, 2009 Author Posted May 21, 2009 The things is its supposed to be VERGATARRIO the excellent penis or whatever, yet its a tiny little thing... Quote
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