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That is it, I have now read everything. I didn't think it was possible but this takes the cake.

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Is it me or does Chavez' face look like a giant deformed testicle?

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someone really needs to add some ventilation to that nuit jobs skull.They were talking about this phone the other day on talk radio.stae phones...just another way to control the population.

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"that thing about espionage is too farfetched."

yeah, right, a goivernment would never use a phone to pinpoint where you are or anything. if you believe that, i got a bridge in new york to sell you,,,

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"that thing about espionage is too farfetched."

yeah, right, a goivernment would never use a phone to pinpoint where you are or anything. if you believe that, i got a bridge in new york to sell you,,,

 

Only if you will swap. I have a high pile of steel bars standing in the middle of Paris

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Just what Chavez wants,more attention.And we will give it to him.And our money.

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ooooh! i need steel bars!, lets talk ,,lol

I'll call you on my "personal" phone,,,LMAO

Edited by gwar

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It has the perfect height for a Nuke test.

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"Why don´t you shut up" The best advise he ever got.

 

As you yankees are the Evil Empire, you, who are able to do it, should get a SDB through

his dickphone (Verga is far from the formality of penis)

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El Verga Face.......

 

 

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! translated: LOL!!!!!!

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WTH ? What gives with these traps that "dear" leaders setup for themselves and their poor countries, NK Dong missiles now this. :rofl:

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Verga means dick, vergatario means outstanding or the best quality according to "official" spanish language. combining the two, vergatario means the best quality dick :lol:

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well, i hope this monocomatic screen will be occupied at least with nokias's snake.(Best Mobile Game IMHO.)

lol its an "Revolutionary telephone"

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At that price, I want one! Sounds like a decent little phone! And it will increase my sexual power, after all a man without a Vergatario has nothing :rofl: Reminds me of a Welsh saying from the mountains which states that a man without a knife in his pocket is like a man without a.. vergatario.

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"Venezuelan Penis Phone"?

Is this a new Band?

Since 1992 I kept thinking all the good names have been allready been picked.

:ph34r: CL

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"Chavez+Phone+Number" He wanted to tell him a couple of things. What else could have been instead?

Edited by macelena

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The things is its supposed to be VERGATARRIO the excellent penis or whatever, yet its a tiny little thing...

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