Venezuelan Penis Phone

[+column5]

I kid you not:

 

http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/news/2009/0...penis-phone.ars

[+Dave]

That is it, I have now read everything. I didn't think it was possible but this takes the cake.

[+column5]

Is it me or does Chavez' face look like a giant deformed testicle?

[+331Killerbee]

El Verga Face.......

[+whiteknight06604]

someone really needs to add some ventilation to that nuit jobs skull.They were talking about this phone the other day on talk radio.stae phones...just another way to control the population.

[ONETINSOLDIER]

"that thing about espionage is too farfetched."

yeah, right, a goivernment would never use a phone to pinpoint where you are or anything. if you believe that, i got a bridge in new york to sell you,,,

[+hgbn]

"that thing about espionage is too farfetched."

yeah, right, a goivernment would never use a phone to pinpoint where you are or anything. if you believe that, i got a bridge in new york to sell you,,,

 

Only if you will swap. I have a high pile of steel bars standing in the middle of Paris

[+JediMaster]

Wow, the jokes are going to fly on this one...

[Guest a10boar]

Just what Chavez wants,more attention.And we will give it to him.And our money.

[ONETINSOLDIER]

ooooh! i need steel bars!, lets talk ,,lol

I'll call you on my "personal" phone,,,LMAO

Edited May 20, 2009 by gwar

[+hgbn]

It has the perfect height for a Nuke test.

[macelena]

"Why don´t you shut up" The best advise he ever got.

 

As you yankees are the Evil Empire, you, who are able to do it, should get a SDB through

his dickphone (Verga is far from the formality of penis)

[+FLOGGER23]

El Verga Face.......

 

 

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! translated: LOL!!!!!!

[Atreides]

WTH ? What gives with these traps that "dear" leaders setup for themselves and their poor countries, NK Dong missiles now this.

[eraser_tr]

Verga means dick, vergatario means outstanding or the best quality according to "official" spanish language. combining the two, vergatario means the best quality dick

[Silverbolt]

well, i hope this monocomatic screen will be occupied at least with nokias's snake.(Best Mobile Game IMHO.)

lol its an "Revolutionary telephone"

[GwynO]

At that price, I want one! Sounds like a decent little phone! And it will increase my sexual power, after all a man without a Vergatario has nothing Reminds me of a Welsh saying from the mountains which states that a man without a knife in his pocket is like a man without a.. vergatario.

[Rambler 1-1]

Compensation on Chavez's part, perhaps?

Edited May 21, 2009 by Rambler 1-1

[charlielima]

"Venezuelan Penis Phone"?

Is this a new Band?

Since 1992 I kept thinking all the good names have been allready been picked.

:ph34r: CL

[ONETINSOLDIER]

lmao

im gonna name my band "EXTRA CHEESE"

Edited May 21, 2009 by gwar

[+JediMaster]

I just keep thinking of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

[+allenjb42]

I want to know what C5 was really googling to come across this story!

[macelena]

"Chavez+Phone+Number" He wanted to tell him a couple of things. What else could have been instead?

Edited May 21, 2009 by macelena

[TX3RN0BILL]

The real question is, does it come with vibrating alarm?

[+column5]

The things is its supposed to be VERGATARRIO the excellent penis or whatever, yet its a tiny little thing...