column5 63 Posted May 20, 2009 I kid you not: http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/news/2009/0...penis-phone.ars Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted May 20, 2009 That is it, I have now read everything. I didn't think it was possible but this takes the cake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
column5 63 Posted May 20, 2009 Is it me or does Chavez' face look like a giant deformed testicle? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+331Killerbee 840 Posted May 20, 2009 El Verga Face....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+whiteknight06604 934 Posted May 20, 2009 someone really needs to add some ventilation to that nuit jobs skull.They were talking about this phone the other day on talk radio.stae phones...just another way to control the population. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ONETINSOLDIER 2 Posted May 20, 2009 "that thing about espionage is too farfetched." yeah, right, a goivernment would never use a phone to pinpoint where you are or anything. if you believe that, i got a bridge in new york to sell you,,, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+hgbn 91 Posted May 20, 2009 "that thing about espionage is too farfetched."yeah, right, a goivernment would never use a phone to pinpoint where you are or anything. if you believe that, i got a bridge in new york to sell you,,, Only if you will swap. I have a high pile of steel bars standing in the middle of Paris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted May 20, 2009 Wow, the jokes are going to fly on this one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest a10boar Posted May 20, 2009 Just what Chavez wants,more attention.And we will give it to him.And our money. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ONETINSOLDIER 2 Posted May 20, 2009 (edited) ooooh! i need steel bars!, lets talk ,,lol I'll call you on my "personal" phone,,,LMAO Edited May 20, 2009 by gwar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+hgbn 91 Posted May 20, 2009 It has the perfect height for a Nuke test. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macelena 1,070 Posted May 20, 2009 "Why don´t you shut up" The best advise he ever got. As you yankees are the Evil Empire, you, who are able to do it, should get a SDB through his dickphone (Verga is far from the formality of penis) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+FLOGGER23 3,064 Posted May 20, 2009 El Verga Face....... JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! translated: LOL!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted May 20, 2009 WTH ? What gives with these traps that "dear" leaders setup for themselves and their poor countries, NK Dong missiles now this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted May 20, 2009 Verga means dick, vergatario means outstanding or the best quality according to "official" spanish language. combining the two, vergatario means the best quality dick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silverbolt 104 Posted May 20, 2009 well, i hope this monocomatic screen will be occupied at least with nokias's snake.(Best Mobile Game IMHO.) lol its an "Revolutionary telephone" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GwynO 16 Posted May 20, 2009 At that price, I want one! Sounds like a decent little phone! And it will increase my sexual power, after all a man without a Vergatario has nothing Reminds me of a Welsh saying from the mountains which states that a man without a knife in his pocket is like a man without a.. vergatario. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambler 1-1 9 Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) Compensation on Chavez's part, perhaps? Edited May 21, 2009 by Rambler 1-1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charlielima 328 Posted May 21, 2009 "Venezuelan Penis Phone"? Is this a new Band? Since 1992 I kept thinking all the good names have been allready been picked. :ph34r: CL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ONETINSOLDIER 2 Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) lmao im gonna name my band "EXTRA CHEESE" Edited May 21, 2009 by gwar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted May 21, 2009 I just keep thinking of Venezuelan Beaver Cheese. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+allenjb42 4,234 Posted May 21, 2009 I want to know what C5 was really googling to come across this story! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macelena 1,070 Posted May 21, 2009 (edited) "Chavez+Phone+Number" He wanted to tell him a couple of things. What else could have been instead? Edited May 21, 2009 by macelena Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TX3RN0BILL 3 Posted May 21, 2009 The real question is, does it come with vibrating alarm? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
column5 63 Posted May 21, 2009 The things is its supposed to be VERGATARRIO the excellent penis or whatever, yet its a tiny little thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
