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Happy Birthday UK_Widowmaker

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Thank you Chaps!

 

Before you ask "Did you get what you wanted for your Birthday?"...the answer has to be NO!

 

No Radio Controlled Spitfire

NO Sopwith Snipe

NO picture of Becky Mankin (tits out!)

NO Fishing Rod that folds down to the size of a Ballpoint Pen

NO Back copies of 'Razzle' (featuring some Blonde Tart on a Horse)

NO Bottle of Traditional Northumbrian Mead

NO Studded Thong (with the studs on the inside!)

AND... I appear to be without my traditional present of an industrial size drum of Hand Cream, and my Box of mansize Tissues!!!

 

It's a Disaster!

 

Saved only by my Wife taking me out for a meal, to a pub that serves Old Speckled Hen...and she's Driving!...So not a total washout! :drinks::rofl:

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Happy Birthday Widowmaker! Sorry you did not receive the items on your list. But what's this!? No traditional birthday beating...er...spanking? Does someone have a cricket bat handy so we can remedy this oversight?

 

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Happy birthday, "Lord Flashheart" (Woof! Woof!)!

We've come to the age, where we have to buy our best presents ourselves, I'm afraid.

But your last line sounded quite conciliable.

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Happy Birthday UK_W,

 

Sure hope no-one buys you underpants for your birthday. (ASK ME WHY!)

 

'COS THE PANTS HAVEN'T BEEN BUILT YET THAT CAN TAKE THE JOB ON!

 

 

WOOF!

 

(in the background...from Baldrick...)

 

Bark!

Edited by Check Six

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Hello,

Happy Birthday from Hunland ! I'll bring a bottle of champagne, but the beer is on you grin.gif

Have a good time !

Kai

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Happy Birthday, old sod! :grandpa:

 

Old Speckled Hen!? That's not a very nice name for the wifey who is treating you to a night out!

 

Question is: will she have any other "gifts" for you? Woof, woof!

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Thank you so much for your kind wishes!

Had a great night out with Mrs and Junior Widowmaker.....with quite a few Old Speckled....S'nice! :drinks:

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