+Dave 2,322 Posted December 10, 2009 Have a good one you slacker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siggi 10 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy birthday WM, hope the gals at the 'establishment' give you a good time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted December 10, 2009 Thank you Chaps! Before you ask "Did you get what you wanted for your Birthday?"...the answer has to be NO! No Radio Controlled Spitfire NO Sopwith Snipe NO picture of Becky Mankin (tits out!) NO Fishing Rod that folds down to the size of a Ballpoint Pen NO Back copies of 'Razzle' (featuring some Blonde Tart on a Horse) NO Bottle of Traditional Northumbrian Mead NO Studded Thong (with the studs on the inside!) AND... I appear to be without my traditional present of an industrial size drum of Hand Cream, and my Box of mansize Tissues!!! It's a Disaster! Saved only by my Wife taking me out for a meal, to a pub that serves Old Speckled Hen...and she's Driving!...So not a total washout! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macelena 1,070 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy birthday!! Hope you manage to get that Spit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RAF_Louvert 101 Posted December 10, 2009 . Happy Birthday Widowmaker! Sorry you did not receive the items on your list. But what's this!? No traditional birthday beating...er...spanking? Does someone have a cricket bat handy so we can remedy this oversight? . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creaghorn 10 Posted December 10, 2009 diw ,yadhtrib yppah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rickitycrate 10 Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday dear UK Widowmaker,Happy birthday to you. I don't know if they are out or not but you might enjoy http://fantasyfooty.peem.co.uk/b/Becky+Mantin Edited December 10, 2009 by Rickitycrate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy birthday, "Lord Flashheart" (Woof! Woof!)! We've come to the age, where we have to buy our best presents ourselves, I'm afraid. But your last line sounded quite conciliable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Check Six 2 Posted December 10, 2009 (edited) Happy Birthday UK_W, Sure hope no-one buys you underpants for your birthday. (ASK ME WHY!) 'COS THE PANTS HAVEN'T BEEN BUILT YET THAT CAN TAKE THE JOB ON! WOOF! (in the background...from Baldrick...) Bark! Edited December 10, 2009 by Check Six Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bullethead 12 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy birthday! Old Speckled Hen? That's present enough in itself . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy Birthday old Chap and all that... So you will be a washout tomorrow then after the old hen stuff.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wels 2 Posted December 10, 2009 Hello, Happy Birthday from Hunland ! I'll bring a bottle of champagne, but the beer is on you Have a good time ! Kai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BOBDAV 0 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy Birthday friend Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hasse Wind 46 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy birthday! Too bad they haven't released the Hat yet, that would have been a fine present... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foreigndevil 0 Posted December 10, 2009 For he's a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us! Happy B'day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fortiesboy 3 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy Birthday, Simon. And many of them. D. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Prop-Wasche 7 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy Birthday, old sod! Old Speckled Hen!? That's not a very nice name for the wifey who is treating you to a night out! Question is: will she have any other "gifts" for you? Woof, woof! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ConradB 0 Posted December 10, 2009 Sorry you didn't get what you wanted for your BD, but maybe this will help with the Spit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hood 2 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy Birthday Wid from the other end of the world and many more of them Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Olham 164 Posted December 10, 2009 Ah - found one for you. Cheers, Simon! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Von Paulus 8 Posted December 10, 2009 Happy Birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OvS 8 Posted December 11, 2009 Happy Birthday to my favorite Krumpet! All the best, OvS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted December 11, 2009 Thank you so much for your kind wishes! Had a great night out with Mrs and Junior Widowmaker.....with quite a few Old Speckled....S'nice! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
