Happy Birthday UK_Widowmaker

[+Dave 2,322]

Have a good one you slacker.

 

[Siggi 10]

Happy birthday WM, hope the gals at the 'establishment' give you a good time.

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

Thank you Chaps!

 

Before you ask "Did you get what you wanted for your Birthday?"...the answer has to be NO!

 

No Radio Controlled Spitfire

NO Sopwith Snipe

NO picture of Becky Mankin (tits out!)

NO Fishing Rod that folds down to the size of a Ballpoint Pen

NO Back copies of 'Razzle' (featuring some Blonde Tart on a Horse)

NO Bottle of Traditional Northumbrian Mead

NO Studded Thong (with the studs on the inside!)

AND... I appear to be without my traditional present of an industrial size drum of Hand Cream, and my Box of mansize Tissues!!!

 

It's a Disaster!

 

Saved only by my Wife taking me out for a meal, to a pub that serves Old Speckled Hen...and she's Driving!...So not a total washout!

[macelena 1,070]

Happy birthday!! Hope you manage to get that Spit

[RAF_Louvert 101]

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Happy Birthday Widowmaker! Sorry you did not receive the items on your list. But what's this!? No traditional birthday beating...er...spanking? Does someone have a cricket bat handy so we can remedy this oversight?

 

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[Creaghorn 10]

diw ,yadhtrib yppah

 

 

[Rickitycrate 10]

Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday dear UK Widowmaker,Happy birthday to you.

 

I don't know if they are out or not but you might enjoy http://fantasyfooty.peem.co.uk/b/Becky+Mantin

Edited December 10, 2009 by Rickitycrate

[Olham 164]

Happy birthday, "Lord Flashheart" (Woof! Woof!)!

We've come to the age, where we have to buy our best presents ourselves, I'm afraid.

But your last line sounded quite conciliable.

[Check Six 2]

Happy Birthday UK_W,

 

Sure hope no-one buys you underpants for your birthday. (ASK ME WHY!)

 

'COS THE PANTS HAVEN'T BEEN BUILT YET THAT CAN TAKE THE JOB ON!

 

 

WOOF!

 

(in the background...from Baldrick...)

 

Bark!

Edited December 10, 2009 by Check Six

[Bullethead 12]

Happy birthday! Old Speckled Hen? That's present enough in itself .

[Slartibartfast 153]

Happy Birthday old Chap and all that...

 

So you will be a washout tomorrow then after the old hen stuff..

[Wels 2]

Hello,

Happy Birthday from Hunland ! I'll bring a bottle of champagne, but the beer is on you

Have a good time !

Kai

[BOBDAV 0]

Happy Birthday friend

[Hasse Wind 46]

Happy birthday!

 

Too bad they haven't released the Hat yet, that would have been a fine present...

[foreigndevil 0]

For he's a jolly good fellow, and so say all of us! Happy B'day!

[Fortiesboy 3]

Happy Birthday, Simon.

 

And many of them.

 

D.

[Gous 0]

Happy Birthdaaay.

[Herr Prop-Wasche 7]

Happy Birthday, old sod!

 

Old Speckled Hen!? That's not a very nice name for the wifey who is treating you to a night out!

 

Question is: will she have any other "gifts" for you? Woof, woof!

[ConradB 0]

Sorry you didn't get what you wanted for your BD, but maybe this will help with the Spit.

[hood 2]

Happy Birthday Wid from the other end of the world and many more of them

[Olham 164]

Ah - found one for you. Cheers, Simon!

 

 

[Von Paulus 8]

Happy Birthday.

[OvS 8]

Happy Birthday to my favorite Krumpet!

 

All the best,

 

OvS

[UK_Widowmaker 571]

Thank you so much for your kind wishes!

Had a great night out with Mrs and Junior Widowmaker.....with quite a few Old Speckled....S'nice!