Razorback 6 Posted March 28, 2011 (edited) Sure, the doctor tells me I will be dead by 40 if I don't exercise more and if I don't stop eating bacon covered Texas wieners deep fried in coconut oil with MSG sprinkled on top. But I figure if the doctor knew anything of substance, he would have become a banker and made a killing on predatory mortgage lending. So, my plan for today is to grab a beer or two and chow down on an Arby's roast beef sammich while munching on curly fries. What's your early grave food or drink, or both, of the day? Edited March 28, 2011 by Razorback Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted March 28, 2011 Pork knuckle, just this lunch. A whole one, directly on the bone, with all of its grease, without vegetables. With a full bottle of apple cider. I'm ashame, and know I will sweat for this this afternoon. I don't allow myself such a Roman orgy more than once per month usually. But after all, I don't plan to see what's up on the next century. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xclusiv8 35 Posted March 28, 2011 A piece of celery Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razorback 6 Posted March 28, 2011 A piece of celery That sounds very safe. Come on... don't you want to put some cheese on that? Maybe a pinch of extra cheese with pepperoni pizza? Pork knuckle, just this lunch. A whole one, directly on the bone, with all of its grease, without vegetables. With a full bottle of apple cider. I'm ashame, and know I will sweat for this this afternoon. I don't allow myself such a Roman orgy more than once per month usually. But after all, I don't plan to see what's up on the next century. MANLY FOOD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted March 28, 2011 Let's see...sometimes I begin my mornings with taylor ham, egg, and cheese on bagel, with a side of hashbrowns from either Dunkin' Donuts, or from my local bagel shop. Add a 16 oz carton of OJ, backed up by a 24 oz coffee (with cream and sugar), and you'll easily approach your daily limit of calories and cholesterol, in one easy to carry and eat meal... And that's just the start of the day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted March 28, 2011 A black and tan, and a Five Guys burger........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fubar512 1,350 Posted March 28, 2011 and a Five Guys burger........ What a whimpy little burger....try one of these: HAROLD'S 12 OZ. DELICIOUS BURGERS (WE GRIND OUR OWN 100% US CHOICE BEEF DAILY) Served on a Giant Kaiser Roll and & a souffle of Homemade Coleslaw. EXTRA CHEESE OR LETTUCE AND TOMATO 2.00 JUMBO BURGER 9.45 CHEESEBURGER (American, Swiss, Muenster or Provolone) 10.95 BACON BURGER 11.45 BACON CHEESEBURGER 12.95 PASTRAMI BURGER 15.95 MUSHROOM BURGER 11.95 CALIFORNIA BURGER (with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion and Mayonnaise) 10.95 PIZZA BURGER (with Provolone Cheese and Italian Gravy) 11.95 BOSS BURGER (w/ Am. Cheese, Taylor Ham, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion) 13.45 VEGGIE BURGER (with Lettuce and Tomato) 9.45 ADD FRENCH FRIES 4.00 -OR- One of his Triple Deckers: TRIPLE DECKER SANDWICHES Recommended to feed at least 5-6 people 1. OUR BEST: "THE ABE LEBEWOHL - THE KING OF DELIS CORNED BEEF, PASTRAMI, Russian Dressing and Coleslaw on Rye.............. 51.95 2. TURKEY, CORNED BEEF, SWISS, Russian Dressing and Coleslaw on Pumpernickle 51.95 3. SLICED ROAST TURKEY, BACON, Lettuce, Tomato and Mayo on White Toast 51.95 4. CHUNKY CHICKEN SALAD, BACON, Lettuce, Tomato and Mayo on White Toast. 51.95 5. TURKEY, CORNED BEEF, TONGUE, Russian Dressing & Coleslaw on Rye 56.95 6. PASTRAMI, SWISS CHEESE, SALAMI, Russian Dressing & Coleslaw on Rye 51.95 7. TONGUE, CORNED BEEF, SWISS CHEESE, Russian & Coleslaw on Rye 51.95 8. ROAST BEEF, SALAMI, MEUNSTER Lettuce, Tomato & Onion on Pumpernickle 51.95 9. VIRGINIA HAM, TURKEY, SWISS CHEESE, Russian & Coleslaw on Rye 51.95 10. CREATE YOUR OWN 3 MEAT TRIPLE DECKER 56.95 11. ROAST BEEF, SWISS CHEESE, BACON Russian & Coleslaw on Rye 51.95 12 PASTRAMI, TURKEY, SWISS, Russian Dressing & Coleslaw on Rye 51.95 13. TURKEY, TONGUE, CHOPPED LIVER Lettuce, Tomato, Onion on Rye 51.95 14. TURKEY, CORNED BEEF, PASTRAMI Russian Dressing & Coleslaw on Rye 54.95 15. BRISKET OF BEEF, TURKEY, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, & Russian on Rye 51.95 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slartibartfast 153 Posted March 28, 2011 Full English Breakfast please as follows... 4 Rashes of Bacon 3 Sausages Fried Bread 2 slices 2 Fried Eggs 2 Large Fried Mushrooms Baked Beans (Must be Heinz) Black Pudding 4 Slices fried Hash Browns (I know technically not part of an English Breakfast) 3 Slices of white buttered bread Forget the Tomato its not fried... Large Mug of tea with Sugar... and thats just breakfast Followed by large fish and chips for Lunch by the sea of course... Followed by T-Bone Steak with pepper sauce and chips (Fries to our American Colonial Types) more mushrooms for dinner with Treacle Sponge for desert washed down with a good bottle of red wine... and the standard Wafer thin mint to round it all off... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fallenphoenix1986 603 Posted March 28, 2011 Multiple Double "Rusty Nails", 50ml Glenfiddich 50ml Drambuie... for grub, cant go wrong with a full rack of ribs smothered in bbq sauce, corn on the cob, mustad mash potato. Alternativly something ridiculously spicy fromt he local chinese, and on that note I'm off to find a phone Craig Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emp_Palpatine 501 Posted March 28, 2011 You are making me hungry... I used to have a lot of excesses. But I've got to be in shape in following weeks, so unmanly food. But tomorrow, I'll have double-pepperonni pizza! Because of you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsawan 624 Posted March 28, 2011 usually, a 2liter coke pr pepsi. I'm not supposed to have sugar, but hey, i gotta get through the day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+SkippyBing 8 Posted March 28, 2011 Rum and Coke. Also having recently realised beer has carbohydrates I've started substituting it for potatoes... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razorback 6 Posted March 28, 2011 Alright... we have some MANLY MEN here! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsawan 624 Posted March 28, 2011 One more vice. beef and mushroom and a side order of boneless spareib at my fav Chinese restaurant. All red meat of course. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+snapper 21 799 Posted March 28, 2011 Szechuan Style Smoked Chicken washed down with CAFFREYS Irish Ale and to finish the night off, Jack Daniels and coke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dsawan 624 Posted March 28, 2011 gotta try that one Snapper! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razorback 6 Posted March 28, 2011 Szechuan Style Smoked Chicken washed down with CAFFREYS Irish Ale and to finish the night off, Jack Daniels and coke My mouth just watered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ST0RM 145 Posted March 28, 2011 Kind of limited, but some Cruz Campo Gran Reserva and pizza went down really nice. -S Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Burning Beard 14 Posted March 29, 2011 Scotch, a Stogie and maybe some pepper jack cheese. Or if I'm reliving my NCO days.... Beer, M&M's or Oreos, and a Stogie of course. Beard Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+ErikGen 44 Posted March 29, 2011 Stew of krauts and tomato with lucanica (long sausages with chili pepper from southern Italy ), Chianti wine and grappa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Javito1986 14 Posted March 29, 2011 (edited) Oh my. You gentlemen make me feel silly for feeling guilty about 'indulging' on that second slice of buttered sourdough bread I ate this morning Edited March 29, 2011 by Javito1986 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MaverickMike 10 Posted March 29, 2011 A medium well 16oz t-bone steak with pepper sauce thick cut chips (or fries) onion rings and cheesy garlic bread. Desert has to be either double chocolate cake or a slice of lemon cheescake, both with cream. All this is washed down with a couple of bottles of bulmers cider. (In case you yanks dont know it is, its a really nice sweet cider that is served in a glass with ice, Perfect for those warm summer bbqs aswell. Damn, i gotta go and eat!!! Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted March 29, 2011 Well, being a Brit...I would have to say..A full English Breakfast to start! 3 rashers of Bacon 2 sausages a fried egg Mushrooms / Baked Beans / Black Pudding...and some fried bread. If this was a supper....I would wash it down with a spotted Dick Steamed Pudding and lashings of Custard....then a meander to my local watering Hole...for a few pints of Old Speckled Hen Marvelous Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Razorback 6 Posted March 29, 2011 Last night I was lame and had chicken with pasta, broccoli and garlic sauce. But to make it a bit manlier, I put grated parmigiana cheese all over it! It was pretty awesome. I haven't decided on today yet but... I am getting some ideas from this thread. I may choose one of yours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted March 29, 2011 The most I do is pizza and a soda. I don't have a stomach that likes greasy food, that stopped around the time I hit 30. A "great" meal isn't worth hours of pain and an hour in the can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
