Attention All CombatAce Personnel

[Dave]

Please post...

 

[Skyviper]

Noooo! Not the stackable midgets!! I was planning on having a midget tossing competition ... I have a little midget that can fly a couple hundred feet if you have enough centripacle force behind him.

[Viggen]

But now where am I supposed to store my: MP5, Ocelot, Plutonium, and Belorussian stripper?

[macelena]

JonathanRL is going to loose a lot of his export market

[Wrench]

oh, hell. and I just bought a case of chem light batteries... was gonna sell them at an indecent profit!! DAMN!!

[pcpilot]

No trunk monkies, no enlistment!

[MAKO69]

This is great starts off serious, then #3. 

[JonathanRL]

JonathanRL is going to loose a lot of his export market

 

 

Nah, had to abandon it since I started to serve on the lost city of Atlantis that the Air Force keeps in a broom closet in Cheyenne Mountain.

[Nesher]

not my inflatable love sheep!!!!!! :P 

genius!

[MrGoTime]

What if the englargement pump is not actually Swedish made?

[FLOGGER23]

How about Thai strippers??? after a very detailed check to see if is a real female ;)

[Muesli]

I want my tank of Eelz and my pen with Lasercatz.....

[daddyairplanes]

But now where am I supposed to store my: MP5, Ocelot, Plutonium, and Belorussian stripper?

in the CONEX,  the way you have to get them home anyhow...

how will i make money without my meth lab in the B's?  that will cut into my profits having to rent a house in Bonnie Dune.....

[Spectre8750]

Crap, oh well, might as well have a yard sale!