+Dave 2,322 Posted March 11, 2008 Here are the rules: You have to make your own up, none can come from here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ Violations will get you a roundhouse in the face by.............. Chuck Norris.....and you'll like it. Here is mine that I haven't found anywhere. Around the World in 80's Days is the true story on how it took 80 Days for the Earth to get around Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+whiteknight06604 934 Posted March 11, 2008 It's rumored that Chuck Noris though about making modelsfor WOE but didn't because he has better things to do than kick 1000's of rivit counters who wrongly found fault with his creations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+76.IAP-Blackbird 3,557 Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck Norris never became President of the US the US became Chuck Norris!!! (hope it`s new ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted March 11, 2008 It's rumored that Chuck Noris though about making modelsfor WOE but didn't because he has better things to do than kick 1000's of rivit counters who wrongly found fault with his creations. Chuck Norris is going to kick your ass for misspelling his name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+littlesmoke 64 Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck on Family Guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+whiteknight06604 934 Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck Norris is going to kick your ass for misspelling his name. I'm lucky I can spell my name at this point. but my apologies to Mr NORRIS besides my stepson would lose all faith in me if he knew I mispelled it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+EricJ 4,249 Posted March 11, 2008 that's okay I'm sure a roundhouse to the face will teach you better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MigBuster 2,884 Posted March 11, 2008 It was rumoured that Chuck Norris turned down the job of fighter pilot because they wouldnt give him a jet with an open cockpit. This was the only way he could roundhouse enemy jets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+76.IAP-Blackbird 3,557 Posted March 11, 2008 As Chuck norris was born he kicked docs A$$ with a roundhouse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted March 11, 2008 Even Chuck Norris got audited by the IRS...once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
arf16 0 Posted March 11, 2008 Chuck Norris eats rocks and s**ts lightening bolts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted March 12, 2008 The vowels, A,E,I,O,U and Chuck Norris..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emp_Palpatine 501 Posted March 12, 2008 It was rumoured that Chuck Norris turned down the job of fighter pilot because they wouldnt give him a jet with an open cockpit. This was the only way he could roundhouse enemy jets. Exceeeellent! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nesher 628 Posted March 12, 2008 when Chuck Norris donates blood... he takes a shotgun and a bucket :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted March 12, 2008 Chuck Norris once Roundhouse Kicked an F-18 off the Deck of the USS Regan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Russkie Raider 0 Posted March 12, 2008 The face on the moon is a self-portrait of Chuck Norris. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syrinx 13 Posted March 12, 2008 The Face on Mars is an indentation made when Chuck Norris slammed the head of an enemy into the red planets soil, this was after Chuck became the first Man on Mars (1986). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coot 1 Posted March 13, 2008 When it comes time for Chuck Norris to kick the bucket, the bucket will go into hiding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Caesar 305 Posted March 13, 2008 Chuck Norris once went to a steak house...there were no survivors. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longestpants 1 Posted March 13, 2008 Global warming is a result of Chuck Norris' change from 60 to 100 watts in the giant light bulb in the sun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted March 14, 2008 YUO LEESTEN TO ME MR USAFBLTDAN CHUCK NORRIS IS NUTHING BUT WASHD UP CHEEZY 80S ACTER. HES WAS ONLY B LSIT ACTER DOES CLICHE MOOVEES THEN NOW HES GERRIATIC OLD SISSYMAN WHO KANT EVUN BEET SOME1 WITH HIZ WALKER JACK BAUER IZ TEH SEXEH NEW ACKSHUN HERO OV 21 CENTERY PLAYED BUY KEEFER SUTHRLAND ONE MOAR AWARDS THAN CHUCK NORRIS FOR ACTERING ON 24 SHOW Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted March 14, 2008 YUO LEESTEN TO ME MR USAFBLTDAN CHUCK NORRIS IS NUTHING BUT WASHD UP CHEEZY 80S ACTER. HES WAS ONLY B LSIT ACTER DOES CLICHE MOOVEES THEN NOW HES GERRIATIC OLD SISSYMAN WHO KANT EVUN BEET SOME1 WITH HIZ WALKER JACK BAUER IZ TEH SEXEH NEW ACKSHUN HERO OV 21 CENTERY PLAYED BUY KEEFER SUTHRLAND ONE MOAR AWARDS THAN CHUCK NORRIS FOR ACTERING ON 24 SHOW Chuck Norris has never been to jail for a DUI..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Russkie Raider 0 Posted March 14, 2008 It's all in the sig... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coot 1 Posted March 14, 2008 Chuck Norris loves Jack Bauer. He tastes great with mashed potatos. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eraser_tr 29 Posted March 14, 2008 Chuck Norris has never been to jail for a DUI..... You're no fun! you were supposed to use purposefully silly grammar and all caps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
