+daddyairplanes Posted August 27, 2012 Posted August 27, 2012 thats not what they meant by use protection in the Friday saftey briefs............ Quote
James Fox Posted August 27, 2012 Posted August 27, 2012 Cheap way of filling wind direction balloons? Testing to see if the pilot was eating chilly beans? Quote
+Piecemeal Posted August 27, 2012 Posted August 27, 2012 I remember a joke from when I was a kid; save gas - fart in a jar. Perhaps this lad took it a little too seriously but couldn't find a jar? Quote
UK_Widowmaker Posted August 27, 2012 Posted August 27, 2012 "I think the Airbag is supposed to go up front Chief" Quote
+Erik Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 As Jeff leaned into the still escaping warm exhaust to collect his sample he couldn't help but wonder if there wasn't a better way to comply with the new government standard of checking exhaust gases from non-running jet engines. Conducted in the prior year as well, at a tax payers expense of merely 2.8 billion USD, the government concluded that as time running the horizontal axis as "x" and "y" being the heat of expended gaseous vapors that as "x" increased "y" decreased on a proportional scale. Upon successfully gaining his sample Jeff and his crew chief hope the double knot they tied is enough to keep the test clinically safe. What's for dinner in the chow hall isn't far behind in thought. Quote
Lexx_Luthor Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 UK I'm surprised at you. First pic looks like Rover capturing the resisting man. Didn't know Rover could be successfully resisted, and carried away defeated. Wow Quote
+Dave Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 Now where do we get 50 yards of flight line? 1 Quote
Viggen Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 Now where do we get 50 yards of flight line? It's by the headlight fluid! Quote
+Erik Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 It's by the headlight fluid! Which is just above the muffler bearings. Quote
+Fates Posted August 28, 2012 Author Posted August 28, 2012 Which is just above the muffler bearings. To the right of the Prop Wash 1 Quote
+Gr.Viper Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 That's for the sniffer dogs to track you, in case the emergency beacon fails. Quote
Lazarus1177 Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 Maybe they were trying to catch a bird living inside the engine! Quote
Atreides Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 How Viper pilot farts are really disposed of.. Quote
+JediMaster Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 USAF testing confirms it IS the most beautiful thing they ever saw. (Obscure American Beauty reference) Quote
Capitaine Vengeur Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 Testing condoms, USAF size (propanganda pictures by courtesy of the USAF Public Relations & Recruitment Office) Quote
+Gr.Viper Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 The Montgolfier brothers would've really apreciated an F-16 exhaust in their attempts to acheive manned flight. Quote
+SkateZilla Posted August 28, 2012 Posted August 28, 2012 "Ima Bottle this s**t and call it JP5, the new man's cologne." Quote
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