+daddyairplanes 10,249 Posted August 27, 2012 thats not what they meant by use protection in the Friday saftey briefs............ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viggen 644 Posted August 27, 2012 Collecting exhaust samples is he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
James Fox 22 Posted August 27, 2012 Cheap way of filling wind direction balloons? Testing to see if the pilot was eating chilly beans? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Piecemeal 450 Posted August 27, 2012 I remember a joke from when I was a kid; save gas - fart in a jar. Perhaps this lad took it a little too seriously but couldn't find a jar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UK_Widowmaker 571 Posted August 27, 2012 "I think the Airbag is supposed to go up front Chief" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Erik 1,812 Posted August 28, 2012 As Jeff leaned into the still escaping warm exhaust to collect his sample he couldn't help but wonder if there wasn't a better way to comply with the new government standard of checking exhaust gases from non-running jet engines. Conducted in the prior year as well, at a tax payers expense of merely 2.8 billion USD, the government concluded that as time running the horizontal axis as "x" and "y" being the heat of expended gaseous vapors that as "x" increased "y" decreased on a proportional scale. Upon successfully gaining his sample Jeff and his crew chief hope the double knot they tied is enough to keep the test clinically safe. What's for dinner in the chow hall isn't far behind in thought. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lexx_Luthor 57 Posted August 28, 2012 UK I'm surprised at you. First pic looks like Rover capturing the resisting man. Didn't know Rover could be successfully resisted, and carried away defeated. Wow Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted August 28, 2012 Now where do we get 50 yards of flight line? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viggen 644 Posted August 28, 2012 Now where do we get 50 yards of flight line? It's by the headlight fluid! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Erik 1,812 Posted August 28, 2012 It's by the headlight fluid! Which is just above the muffler bearings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Fates 63 Posted August 28, 2012 Which is just above the muffler bearings. To the right of the Prop Wash 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,322 Posted August 28, 2012 Next to keys to start the engines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted August 28, 2012 That's for the sniffer dogs to track you, in case the emergency beacon fails. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lazarus1177 164 Posted August 28, 2012 Maybe they were trying to catch a bird living inside the engine! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atreides 144 Posted August 28, 2012 How Viper pilot farts are really disposed of.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted August 28, 2012 USAF testing confirms it IS the most beautiful thing they ever saw. (Obscure American Beauty reference) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capitaine Vengeur 263 Posted August 28, 2012 Testing condoms, USAF size (propanganda pictures by courtesy of the USAF Public Relations & Recruitment Office) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gr.Viper 131 Posted August 28, 2012 The Montgolfier brothers would've really apreciated an F-16 exhaust in their attempts to acheive manned flight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+SkateZilla 49 Posted August 28, 2012 "Ima Bottle this s**t and call it JP5, the new man's cologne." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cali 6 Posted August 30, 2012 Guess he was told to get a bag of jetwash. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
