Post random things thread

[JediMaster]

Ohh no, border patrol officer give food to Palestinians.. what a Fascist! :P

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152371703907176&set=vb.260689792175&type=2&theater

 

 

Is that....BREAD???!?

 

DEATH TO GLUTEN!!!!

[+Muesli]

What about the...... FIBRES!!!

[B52STRATO]

I have to admit that it picks me up a smile 

 

[UK_Widowmaker]

 

[+daddyairplanes]

[+russouk2004]

"Are we facing defeat?"

[UK_Widowmaker]

 

[Slartibartfast]

Mathematics:

This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. Experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint..

it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they
are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitudewill get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why some people are where they are!!!

[JediMaster]

It's logic proven by empirical evidence.

[UK_Widowmaker]

 

[von Baur]

Love the new avatar, Widowmaker. Fits the saying much better.

 

 

And it reminds me of the next moment. 

[UK_Widowmaker]

 

[MigBuster]

[von Baur]

Nt oy cd I rd it, Mr, bt te ws a td on it at te od Ws of Hr fm tt sd al yu nd is te ft ad lt lr. It wt on fr a lg te wh oy tt.

[UK_Widowmaker]

 

[JediMaster]

That's a picture of an A380...I smell Photoshop!

[B52STRATO]

Yeah, this one turns around for a week now. Actually the original commercial was made to announce the launch of Malaysia first A380.

[macelena]

[UK_Widowmaker]

 

[UK_Widowmaker]

 

[+Piecemeal]

[UK_Widowmaker]

 

[Nesher]

justified reaction! hahaha, poor little ba**ard :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrAcV2ywnqc

[MigBuster]

 

[B52STRATO]

NO WAAAAAAY!!

 

Actually taken on an A.net topic.