column5 Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 We are introducing a new warning system for threads that will allow you to quickly and easily identify the level of n00bishness and respond appropriately: Our normal threat posture is GUARDED where people just refuse to use the search features. No big whoop but sometimes transient threats appear, and this new warning system will allow us to inform you when the level of danger is escalating. Should we reach n00bcon 5, assume that total war has commenced. Quote
serverandenforcer Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 That's freaken hillarious! I take it that you are bored right now and don't know what to do? Quote
column5 Posted September 15, 2008 Author Posted September 15, 2008 Thx to ruggbutt for the animation! :) Quote
+allenjb42 Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 Very funny! Now, how do you add skins again? Oh, and it's got to be for a SUPER SEXY STEALTH FIGHTER BECAUSE ALL OF THOSE OLD PLANES ARE JUST SO BORING AND I ONLY WANT TO FLY THE SUPER SEXY ONES LIKE ON THAT ACE COMBAT GAME AND NOT THE BORING OLD PLANES FROM LIKE THE 60S AND 70S EXCEPT FOR THAT F-14 TOP GUN PLANE BECAUSE I REALLLY LIKE THAT ONE. AND HOW DO YOU ADD PLANES? AND HOW DO YOU ADD WEAPONS?. I need to lie down, I'm getting a headache... Quote
Ruggbutt Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 Thx to ruggbutt for the animation! :) It's a group effort! Quote
Fubar512 Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 What C5 failed to disclose, is that should the threat level ever reach nOObcon 5, the LAtviaN MAfIa will dispatch a hit squad to the perpetrator's abode. Quote
herman01 Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 I was that guy at one time and for that I apologize. This doesn’t mean I'm going to Guantanamo Bay, right? Quote
Ruggbutt Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 I was that guy at one time and for that I apologize. This doesn't mean I'm going to Guantanamo Bay, right? That's possible, Kumar. Quote
+Crab_02 Posted September 15, 2008 Posted September 15, 2008 excellent. Don, I have some file coversheets I need to send you (powerpoint format), which follow this format. Quote
+drdoyo Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 (edited) Wait a minute, The normal noobcon level is BLUE? Maybe you guys could do something to give TSA a clue with the never changing ORANGE! Edited September 16, 2008 by drdoyo Quote
serverandenforcer Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 After a massive attack of noobs that we have had in the past, we will never go back to nOObcon 1. Quote
firehawkordy Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 This is great news for the server, however, we must always be vigilant against a Fifth Column Noob attack. Note FIFTH COLUMN , not Column Five. If a noob attack occurs in Kalifornia I will dispatch a trained squad of killer Chimps and Black Bears. Quote
kct Posted September 16, 2008 Posted September 16, 2008 And we can always brew tea in most of the British armour in service. Quote
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