Man tried to kill his Mother-in-Law with a anti-tank missile

[Silverbolt]

BOSNIAN Miroslav Miljici has been jailed for six years for trying to kill his mother-in-law with an anti-tank missile launcher.

 

Mr Miljici claimed she’d turned his wife against him.

 

His mother-in-law survived the rocket attack on her home. Mr Miljici then picked up a machine gun, which is Bosnia grown on the kerbside like daisies.

 

Again she survived. She cannot be killed be conventional weapons.

 

Mr Miljici told the court he could no longer take his mother-in-law’s nagging.

 

 

 

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Edited April 3, 2009 by Silverbolt

[+SkippyBing]

Tactical nuclear strike from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[Silverbolt]

Tactical nuclear strike from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

 

No Doubt!

[Anthony W.]

That reminds me of that scene from a James Bond movies where after a few massive explosions a computer geek jumps up, raises his arms and shouts, "I am invincible!!!"

[Slartibartfast]

Surely a job for the Lazer Cat's or dare I say it??? I dare I dare The Eel's and their hovercrafts!!!

[+Spillone104]

The bad grass never die.....

[Nesher]

spooky lolol

she can't be killed... dang mother-in-law haha :P

[GwynO]

Horse tranquillizers and a shovel, failing that, go with the Nuclear option.

[WangoTango]

Man she must be one tough Beoch!

[Kodiak]

Yeah, no surprise that she survived! We all know what kind of strong armor they are equiped with!!

[Jug]

Horse tranquillizers and a shovel, failing that, go with the Nuclear option.

Actually, I think a RPG followed up with a machine gun attack is not near enough firepower to take on a mother-in-law. I compares with hunting a grizzly bear with a pocket knife. My daddy told me to never bring a knife to a pistol fight. Looks like that is what our hero did in this case and he gets to plan better for 6 years.

[Lt. James Cater]

I'd start off with TACAIR, then follow it up at least an hours worth of Arty before sending in at the very minimum, a battalion of Mechanized Infantry supported by whatever Armored and Fire support they can get!!!

[+Dave]

I'd start off with TACAIR, then follow it up at least an hours worth of Arty before sending in at the very minimum, a battalion of Mechanized Infantry supported by whatever Armored and Fire support they can get!!!

 

That would never work, because she would crtique them to death on their tactics.

[+allenjb42]

Lol. She proabably lives in the evilcommbuilding too!

[Viper6]

Call in Chuck Norris

[JediMaster]

He obviously chose the right weapon the first time, the AT rocket.

However, you never attack a tank inside an enclosure! You have to get it out in the open where you can get a solid lock and the missile can attack the lightly-armored upper deck! Duh!!!

[firehawkordy]

With my mother-in-law it would have to be an Alpha Strike just to soften the fat broad up. After she's KO'ed have a company of Lazercats supported by Eels finish the job. That failing try the Scotch and Phenobarbital route.

[+starfighter2]

NUC will not be enough for mine mother in law, I think that right weapon is not invented - yet.

[Cpt.Cosmos]

Call in Chuck Norris

 

Nah....he doesn't stand a chance.

Call in a Predator!

If it can kick the ass off an Alien with acid for blood, it might have half a chance.

Either that it will take one look at her, say "Your one ugly mother-in-law" and run yelping like a puppy, back home to the other side of the galaxy.....

 

In space, no-one can hear their Mother-In-Law!

[Mannie]

Smuggle a rat inside her apartment.

this will surely kill her.

[the test pilot]

why not trying with a tactical strike carried out by Eels-armed SPAMs escorted by lazercats.

 

after, take the remainings away with an hovercraft.

Edited April 17, 2009 by the test pilot