Rambler 1-1 9 Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) If you take the numerical value of every letter in a president's name and multiply them together, you will find that it is evenly divisible into the year that they were elected in. Using this formula, I have predicted that the next president will be named Yellink McWawa. Edited November 21, 2008 by Rambler 1-1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wrench 9,626 Posted November 21, 2008 A duck's quack does not echo Wrench kevin stein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DWCAce 19 Posted November 21, 2008 I know Mythbusters tested that, dont' remember what the outcome was. And I see that Zur has been reading 'Uncle John's Bathroom Reader' as well! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SayethWhaaaa 245 Posted November 21, 2008 Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. A rabbit is not able to vomit. The only flying saucer launch pad in the world is located in St. Paul, Alberta, Canada. I can't attribute this one but I know it's true: Gingers have pale skin because they do not have souls. If you had met my ex, it would all make sense. :tonge: jk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
super61 0 Posted November 21, 2008 Chevrolet was puzzled as to why it's Nova cars weren't selling in Mexico/South America - In Spanish slang (i believe), no va means NO GO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted November 21, 2008 "It is impossible to lick your elbow. " ---Waits to see how many will try Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coolpilot 2 Posted November 21, 2008 My neighbor was watching and tried to lick his elbow. The plane crash in Mexico was because of wake turbulence and pilot error (it was the pilot´s first actual flight) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ironroad 218 Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) Chevrolet was puzzled as to why it's Nova cars weren't selling in Mexico/South America - In Spanish slang (i believe), no va means NO GO! "Va" Literally means He, She, or it is in the process of going. (Spanish verbs can stand alone and be conjugated to mean an entire sentence and be fully understood "va" is a derivative of "ir" or to go. For clarification nouns are used. I.e. Ella no va a la casa de su novio. = She does not go to her boyfriend's (fiance translated literally) house.) Anywho, "No va" can be understood as "it does not go" and be grammatically correct, just not clear. I won't get into reflexives and the "tu" commands form... Sorry for the lesson, I just try use every excuse to practice my Spanish grammar. Edited November 21, 2008 by ironroad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rambler 1-1 9 Posted November 21, 2008 The only flying saucer launch pad in the world is located in St. Paul, Alberta, Canada. I was there last weekend. It's where they tested the "AvroCar". It was a miserable failure, for those who don't know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,319 Posted November 21, 2008 I have a 12 inch penis.....around.....think about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Jimbib 712 Posted November 21, 2008 There's no such thing as centrifugal force. It doesn't exist. If you were to stay in orbit around th earth for one year, you would be just less than four seconds younger than if you had stayed on earth. King George II of Britain died whilst on the toilet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+CrimsonRoamer 1 Posted November 21, 2008 There's no such thing as centrifugal force. It doesn't exist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johnrey 0 Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) Sounds can make you crap when a sound system is place on your throne!(comfort room) I think it was some kind of effect.......I cant remember what it is though...... But in Braniac they tried it and it worked! Edited November 21, 2008 by johnrey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Jimbib 712 Posted November 21, 2008 Sounds can make you crap when a sound system is place on your throne!(comfort room) I think it was some kind of effect.......I cant remember what it is though...... But in Braniac they tried it and it worked! The Brown note is what you mean I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+SkippyBing 8 Posted November 21, 2008 If you were to stay in orbit around the earth for one year, you would be just less than four seconds younger than if you had stayed on earth. True, which is why the clocks in GPS satellites are set to run 0.11MHz slow on Earth to work correctly in orbit, 14400NM from it's centre. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JediMaster 451 Posted November 21, 2008 That's relativity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macelena 1,070 Posted November 22, 2008 (edited) I have a 12 inch penis.....around.....think about it. 5 inch length, 1 width,go around that´s 12inch perimeter XD EDIT:(you meant that?take no offence) Edited November 22, 2008 by macelena Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the test pilot 5 Posted November 22, 2008 an average adult man's body is made for 2/3 of water Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mannie 21 Posted November 22, 2008 "It is impossible to lick your elbow. " ---Waits to see how many will try I bet he can. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MigBuster 2,875 Posted November 22, 2008 Girls prefer underwear from La Senza for Xmas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longestpants 1 Posted November 22, 2008 The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ONETINSOLDIER 2 Posted November 22, 2008 the resealable paint can was invented in 1873 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ronan 0 Posted November 22, 2008 i am sitting on a chair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
+Dave 2,319 Posted November 22, 2008 Sgt John Levitow (CMOH) was in the USAF for 3 years, nine months and 28 days. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
