Rambler 1-1 Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) If you take the numerical value of every letter in a president's name and multiply them together, you will find that it is evenly divisible into the year that they were elected in. Using this formula, I have predicted that the next president will be named Yellink McWawa. Edited November 21, 2008 by Rambler 1-1 Quote
+Wrench Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 A duck's quack does not echo Wrench kevin stein Quote
+DWCAce Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 I know Mythbusters tested that, dont' remember what the outcome was. And I see that Zur has been reading 'Uncle John's Bathroom Reader' as well! Quote
+SayethWhaaaa Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. A rabbit is not able to vomit. The only flying saucer launch pad in the world is located in St. Paul, Alberta, Canada. I can't attribute this one but I know it's true: Gingers have pale skin because they do not have souls. If you had met my ex, it would all make sense. :tonge: jk Quote
super61 Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Chevrolet was puzzled as to why it's Nova cars weren't selling in Mexico/South America - In Spanish slang (i believe), no va means NO GO! Quote
ironroad Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 "It is impossible to lick your elbow. " ---Waits to see how many will try Quote
coolpilot Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 My neighbor was watching and tried to lick his elbow. The plane crash in Mexico was because of wake turbulence and pilot error (it was the pilot´s first actual flight) Quote
ironroad Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) Chevrolet was puzzled as to why it's Nova cars weren't selling in Mexico/South America - In Spanish slang (i believe), no va means NO GO! "Va" Literally means He, She, or it is in the process of going. (Spanish verbs can stand alone and be conjugated to mean an entire sentence and be fully understood "va" is a derivative of "ir" or to go. For clarification nouns are used. I.e. Ella no va a la casa de su novio. = She does not go to her boyfriend's (fiance translated literally) house.) Anywho, "No va" can be understood as "it does not go" and be grammatically correct, just not clear. I won't get into reflexives and the "tu" commands form... Sorry for the lesson, I just try use every excuse to practice my Spanish grammar. Edited November 21, 2008 by ironroad Quote
Rambler 1-1 Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 The only flying saucer launch pad in the world is located in St. Paul, Alberta, Canada. I was there last weekend. It's where they tested the "AvroCar". It was a miserable failure, for those who don't know. Quote
+Dave Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 I have a 12 inch penis.....around.....think about it. Quote
Jimbib Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 There's no such thing as centrifugal force. It doesn't exist. If you were to stay in orbit around th earth for one year, you would be just less than four seconds younger than if you had stayed on earth. King George II of Britain died whilst on the toilet. Quote
+CrimsonRoamer Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 There's no such thing as centrifugal force. It doesn't exist. Quote
johnrey Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 (edited) Sounds can make you crap when a sound system is place on your throne!(comfort room) I think it was some kind of effect.......I cant remember what it is though...... But in Braniac they tried it and it worked! Edited November 21, 2008 by johnrey Quote
Jimbib Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 Sounds can make you crap when a sound system is place on your throne!(comfort room) I think it was some kind of effect.......I cant remember what it is though...... But in Braniac they tried it and it worked! The Brown note is what you mean I think. Quote
+SkippyBing Posted November 21, 2008 Posted November 21, 2008 If you were to stay in orbit around the earth for one year, you would be just less than four seconds younger than if you had stayed on earth. True, which is why the clocks in GPS satellites are set to run 0.11MHz slow on Earth to work correctly in orbit, 14400NM from it's centre. Quote
macelena Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 (edited) I have a 12 inch penis.....around.....think about it. 5 inch length, 1 width,go around that´s 12inch perimeter XD EDIT:(you meant that?take no offence) Edited November 22, 2008 by macelena Quote
the test pilot Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 an average adult man's body is made for 2/3 of water Quote
Mannie Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 "It is impossible to lick your elbow. " ---Waits to see how many will try I bet he can. Quote
+MigBuster Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Girls prefer underwear from La Senza for Xmas Quote
Longestpants Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado. Quote
ONETINSOLDIER Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 the resealable paint can was invented in 1873 Quote
+Dave Posted November 22, 2008 Posted November 22, 2008 Sgt John Levitow (CMOH) was in the USAF for 3 years, nine months and 28 days. Quote
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