New T-14 tank breaks down on Red Square

[MigBuster 2,884]

oopsy.........

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgS9GA3nBco&feature=youtu.be

[B52STRATO 215]

Kind of situation which should has not occured since the T-28 and T-35 land cruisers age.

[jeanba 1,920]

I hope for the crew that Putin does not have the same sense of humor as Stalin 

Edited May 11, 2015 by jeanba

[Skyviper 1,101]

I bet the maintenance people are taking or have taken a massive crap in their pants too.

[jeanba 1,920]

I am sure that the Pussy Riots have sabotaged the tank !

[Nesher 628]

unpleasant indeed haha 

[+daddyairplanes 10,248]

western world take note:  you shall be able to evade this tank by shifting to second gear.....

[Stratos 3,192]

Guys, the tank stopped on a trial before the great day, the driver stalled the engine and the tank shut itself locked (it seems is a security design to avoid being captured) and someone from the factory got there and rerstarted the tank without problems. Remember the tank is still at least a year from being ready to production.

 

And remember another thing, Napoleon and Hitler also laughed of Russian weapons and soldiers...

[+Menrva 4,201]

Well said Stratos, but I think we can mock Russian weaponry, as long as we mock the F-35 obviously (F stands for Failure, but you know that).

[Skyviper 1,101]

Guys, the tank stopped on a trial before the great day, the driver stalled the engine and the tank shut itself locked (it seems is a security design to avoid being captured) and someone from the factory got there and rerstarted the tank without problems. Remember the tank is still at least a year from being ready to production.

 

And remember another thing, Napoleon and Hitler also laughed of Russian weapons and soldiers...

 

Good point.

[jeanba 1,920]

Anyway, I remember having seen an exercise in the french army to "recover" as quickly as possible a tank if it broke down during the 14th of July parade :

The estimated time was 2 minutes on the most critical point (in front of the president).

[B52STRATO 215]

In the funny tank category, here is how they check your driving speed in Scandinavia

 

 

Don't mess with Leopard 2

[Skyviper 1,101]

haha

 

Sheesh speeding that bad over there?

[DEVIL11 31]

Have the A-10C go in there and strafe all there tanks like the 18th fighter squadron the ice hogs from Alaska

[Fubar512 1,350]

[RUSTYMORLEY 162]

Guys, the tank stopped on a trial before the great day, the driver stalled the engine and the tank shut itself locked (it seems is a security design to avoid being captured) and someone from the factory got there and rerstarted the tank without problems. Remember the tank is still at least a year from being ready to production.

 

And remember another thing, Napoleon and Hitler also laughed of Russian weapons and soldiers...

 

 

My uncle's Nissan Micra which is Keyless entry does the same frigging thing and sometimes won't even let him open the door. I think the Russians have pinched the idea from the Japanese.     

 

You can shove complex entry systems and control units up your botty as far as I am concerned. 

[+Typhoid 231]

Good point.

 

very good point!

[JediMaster 451]

Didn't they watch the Bill Gates Windows 98 video? You never show something off that new in public without the potential to get massive egg on your face!

 

This was certainly a political decision--I'm sure the generals would've preferred to wait for the 2016 parade to show them off.

[Derk 265]

It's all the fault of the West !!!!

[marlin 4]

In the funny tank category, here is how they check your driving speed in Scandinavia

 

 

Don't mess with Leopard 2

This is better.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/9577239.Police_give_speed_camera_warning/?action=complain&cid=10170087

 

What's a "Sindwinder" though?