Tonight's film is everyone's other favourite F-14 movie....
(Dialogue is courtesy of imdb)
Captain Yelland: Alert One this is Eagle One, what've you got?
Pilot: Two Japanese Zeroes, sir.
Captain Yelland: Two what?
Pilot: Two Trophy Class Mitsubishi A6Ms in original condition, complete with all markings. I mean, they look brand new sir!
Captain Yelland: Have you been spotted?
Pilot: Negative, we're right in the sun at their 6 o'clock high.
Captain Yelland: Stay in visual contact, take no action without clearance.
Pilot: Wilco Eagle One, out.
Captain Yelland: Eagle Control to Alert One, you are clear to arm, but don't fire. Throw them off, play with them, but do not fire.
F-14 pilot #1: Affirmative!
F-14 pilot #1: Say, Fox... that woke 'em up
F-14 pilot #2: Yeah, but I think we should give 'em another shot!
[one of the F-14's barely dodges a burst of gunfire from one of the Zeroes]
Pilot: Why the hell are we playing with these guys?
Captain Yelland: Alert One this is Eagle One, you are clear to fire. Splash the Zeroes. I say again, splash the Zeroes...
F-14 pilot #1: Eagle Control, Alert One. Splash two, repeat, splash two. Possibly one survivor in the water.